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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:54 pm
by did
The heading on the top of the page is not something you want to show to children.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:58 pm
by ST100
Stranger: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address
You: hey, remember that time I gave a shit?
You have disconnected.
this is what I'm doing instead of a report.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:58 pm
by djelements
You: har blar
Stranger: So mostly everyone just says something weird then disconnects.
You: about right
You: It's fantastic
Stranger: So now it's just a matter of time
You: UNTIL I PRESS THE GODDAMN BUTTON
You: Or you could do it
You: Or maybe
Stranger: Maybe?
You: We could take off our clothes and put peanut butter on each others privates and press the button at the same time.
You: Probably not though
Stranger: I don't have any peanut butter.
You: Oh
You have disconnected.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:00 am
by ST100
You: DJ elements
Stranger: DJ Danny Jakes
You: is that you, DJ elements
You: ?
Stranger: perhaps
You: BEAU? BEAU IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: IT IS
You: DJ elements
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:02 am
by ST100
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DJ Elements!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:03 am
by sick cat
Firky wrote:
When you were talking to Stu he asked me if you were my lass.
Aawwrrr poor Firkles. Perhaps one day
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:03 am
by _boring
i was just spouting random james brown song titles at people
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:04 am
by djelements
Stranger: hi asl
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: wtf you pervert
You: lol
Stranger:
Stranger: my brother wont be happy when I tell him about you pervert
You: YOU ASKED ASL
You: I DON'T LOVE YOU
You: WHY DO YOU BEAT ME
Stranger: pervert
You: WHEN YOU GET DRUNK
You: MOM
You: YOU'RE MEAN
Stranger: wut
Stranger: why cant i find any normal guys on here
You have disconnected.
Stranger: sugar cookies
You: mattron?
Stranger: ¿norttam
You: ÷0
You have disconnected.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:05 am
by firky
Sick Cat wrote:Firky wrote:
When you were talking to Stu he asked me if you were my lass.
Aawwrrr poor Firkles. Perhaps one day
I'd sooner chew me me own cock off than give you the pleasure and satisfaction of a fuck
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:06 am
by ST100
Stranger: i have many of crabs
Stranger: willz u helps me
You: is that spanish for "DJ Elements!"?
You have disconnected.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:08 am
by sick cat
Firky wrote:Sick Cat wrote:Firky wrote:
When you were talking to Stu he asked me if you were my lass.
Aawwrrr poor Firkles. Perhaps one day
I'd sooner chew me me own cock off than give you the pleasure and satisfaction of a fuck
Fine, I will let myself out then
Prick
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:14 am
by ST100
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DJ Elements!
Stranger: dj who
You: no, DJ Elements!
Stranger: no, dj who??
You: no, not no, dj who??
You: DJ Elements!
Stranger: havent heard of him
Stranger: is he good
You: yeah he's pro
Stranger: or does he like to say his name alot
Stranger: i like dj tanner
You: I heard he beat Qbert in a scratch battle
Stranger: qbert is a video game not a dj
Stranger: how does that work
You: hey, shut the fuck up
You have disconnected.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:16 am
by djelements
Stranger: asl
You: Mattron!
Stranger: mattron sucks
You: Yeah
You: You probably know him
You: I'll tell him you said so
Stranger: how?
You: Everybody knows that shithead.
Stranger: does he play ping pong professionally, too?
You: No, he plays with himself professionally
Stranger: that shitcock eats nuggets of his own shit
You: Yeah.
Stranger: what a donkey tnuc
You: Yeah.
You have disconnected.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:16 am
by ST100
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:23 am
by firky
Stranger: yo
You: Hi, I am gazza
Stranger: Gazza the footballer?
You: whey aye man
You: am stuck in a hotel with no booze
You: the arabs took it all
Stranger: arabs?
Stranger: what arabs?
You: arabs who run the hotels they dont drink so no drink in hotel
Stranger: VODKA YOU NEED VODKA
You: please ring + 971 4 3017777 and ask for rubbing or medical ethanol to be sent to gazzas room
Stranger: my parents think im in bed asleep
You: IS THIS SHERYL? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IF IT IS. YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCKER FUCKING BITCHING GIVE MEFUCKING BOOOOOZE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:23 am
by djake
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 2000000001/m/moon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
right this site is addictive
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:26 am
by misk
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: yo
You: yo
You: you lose!
Stranger: hows tricks
You: now you gotta do it
Stranger: eha no you lose
You: do it man, it's your turn now!
You: you dont know, do you?
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
You: yo
You: OHHHHHH BURRRRNNN!!! you lose AGAIN!
Stranger: ur a strange one indeed
You: i guess so, you're the one who doesnt get the joke
You: okay
You: on 3
You: 1
You: 2
You: wait for it....
You: 3
You: yo
You: yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
You: i win
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:31 am
by drokkr
You: i saw a horse today
Stranger: qwertyuio
Stranger: i didn't
Stranger: i am overwhelmed with jealousy
You: i was brown
You: it shit on me
Stranger: please enlighten me with your thoughts of shit
You: do you like shit
You: shit can be a hard
Stranger: i had anal once but seriously the room just smells of it afterward
Stranger: not nice
You: your poor cat
You: pervert
You: well done
You: any pics?
Stranger: nope she's totally shy
Stranger: incase anyone reckognises her
You: i broke my wrist fisting my labrador
You: no pics tho
Stranger: my didck cracked doing cowgirl
You: the camera batteries were in my pet hamsters ass
Stranger: i shat bricks thinking she snapped it
You: she wishes she did
You: thats what she told me anyways
Stranger: why "pet hamster" rather that just "hamster"?
You: cos thats her name
Stranger: try guess her first name and i'll believer you
Stranger: y'only got one shot
You: your missus? she gets me to call her tnuc
You: she gives me a discount too
Stranger: haha
You: 5 euros off
Stranger: she don't charge me
You: she should
Stranger: ohhh, euros?
Stranger: a bit off mate
You: the smell from her
You: i know
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:31 am
by did
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:32 am
by did
You: mattron?
You: elementz?
Stranger: Matton, actually
Stranger: Beans, also
You: Touche.