Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:43 am
this thread is awesomeJonnyrebel wrote:ahahahaahaMiscreanT wrote:got my vote!DanRev wrote:Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:17 pm
sang-froid wrote:DanRev wrote:NilsFG wrote:You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.
technically correct, but no.
Technically correct . . . ? Politically . . OMG ! But anyway,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:46 pm
A man gets a phonecall from his wife's doctor saying "There's been a mix up with your wife's test results. She's either got Alzheimers or Aids"
The husband says "Well, that's no good, what shall I do?"
The doctor replies, "Well, I've just put her on the wrong bus, so if she gets home...DON'T fuck her!"
The husband says "Well, that's no good, what shall I do?"
The doctor replies, "Well, I've just put her on the wrong bus, so if she gets home...DON'T fuck her!"
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:39 pm
What is red and crawls up a girl's leg?
A homesick abortion.
A homesick abortion.
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:42 pm
thisdeamonds wrote:yea big up SK3W3R, that made me bussup
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:11 pm
what do you call one dead man u fan?
a start
what do you call two dead man u fans?
holly and jessica
a start
what do you call two dead man u fans?
holly and jessica
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:15 pm
samkablaam u are going to hell.
haha
haha
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:16 pm
whats the hardest thing about eating a vegetable
the wheelchair
the wheelchair
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:17 pm
whats the difference between dead baby and a sandwich?
i dont fuck a sandwich before i eat it
i dont fuck a sandwich before i eat it
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:28 pm
missedthebus wrote:What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:37 am
Patient - "Doctor doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains!"
Doctor - ..(arkward silence)
that's the least of your worries. You've got AIDS.
Doctor - ..(arkward silence)
that's the least of your worries. You've got AIDS.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:59 am
hahahasamkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop
dr dre
whats sexier than a 12 year old girl in the shower??
when she slicks her hair back she looks like a twelve year old boy!!
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:03 am
haha, its funny cos its trues & m wrote:hahahasamkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop
dr dre
whats sexier than a 12 year old girl in the shower??
when she slicks her hair back she looks like a twelve year old boy!!
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:36 pm
Who here saw that South Park episode where the Jeopardy answer was "people who annoy you" and the clue: N_GGERS...?
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:16 am
what happened to the blind circumciser?
he got the sack.
he got the sack.
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:33 am
so many good jokes in this thread 
What do you call a baby being towed behind a train?
A Miscarriage
What do you call a baby being towed behind a train?
A Miscarriage
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:32 pm
grimBEN? wrote:so many good jokes in this thread
What do you call a baby being towed behind a train?
A Miscarriage