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Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:26 pm**

I am off sick for six weeks, wtf else am I going to do?

We the undersigned would like Unilever, Michael Treschow (Chairman), Lord Simon of Highbury (Vice Chairman) and the CEO Paul Polman to bring back the delicacy that is Magnum Triple Chocolate.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:31 pm**

DanRev I fucking love you

Geraldine Andbens and the picture is fucking priceless

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:35 pm**

Dear Sir or Madam,

I emailed you earlier in regards to the Magnum Triple Chocolate being taken off the market, and you have not yet had the liberty to response. As you can see, it is quite late at night; I have college in the morning and that happens to be 2 hours bus ride away, meaning that i have to get up at 6am. The last thing I want to be doing is sitting by my computer/telephone waiting for you to respond. You are a multi-million pound company who obviously will have people regularly checking the company's emails; why have you not yet responded to mine?

Is it because you see this as some form of joke? Or maybe you believe that noone enjoyed the Triple Chocolate Magnum, and that WE (yes, I have read of other complaints over the internet on researching the topic) are just some idiots that met over a website or something equally as ridiculous. We are not. We are Magnum Triple Chocolate lovers who want their favourite ice cream back, or, in my case, a frozen snack enthusiast with a dream.

Please consider our thoughts.

Yours sincerely,

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:42 pm**

No stopping us now, relentless assult. Everyone email them atleast once a day. Firky this is now your job. I want atleast 6 daily emails, or I'll drop you from the team entirely.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:43 pm**

a frozen snack enthusiast with a dream.

This may be the best thing I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:45 pm**

Firky wrote:DanRev I fucking love you

Geraldine Andbens and the picture is fucking priceless

I managed to find some more pictures of nuns eating ice cream. I'm having fun.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:47 pm**

I bet there's some temp from Reeds' going through these emails tomorrow pissing themselves laughing

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:47 pm**

this thread is genius. i thought i'd go with something believable as i actually WANT that free ice cream:

To who this may concern,

I am writing to you as I recently got back from a long spell in France and went to my local corner shop to purchase some 'Triple Chocolate' Magnum ice creams, which were my favourites. However, I had the misfortune to find that the shop no longer stocked this product. Much to my dismay, after also checking your website to find out that this flavour had been officially discontinued, I was left with a feeling of dread as a void was left where this flavour once resided. May I ask what would be the reasoning behind stopping the sale of this flavour (one which I had thought would've have been quite a popular flavour)?

Thank you and I eagerly await your reply,

Sam Diss

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:50 pm**

Just throwing some source material down for future use.
God bless the internet.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:50 pm**

Yeah I think more serious ones are needed in order to even up the fucking downright hazelnuttiness of some of these.

These letters remind me alot of a book called "Dear customer services..." which consisted of a guy writing pretty strange letters of complaint to various companies.

Edit:

Already got the first one, in the album "My besties" with the title "SUSAN!"

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:53 pm**

wubstep wrote:Dear Sir or Madame,

Today I was shocked & appauled to hear that the splendid product that was the Triple Chocolate Magnum is no longer available. After scouring the tri-County area, I evenually succumbed to the fact that the Holy Grail of iced-cream products would no longer be mine. I'm finding it hard to come to terms with this at the moment. This has added another blow to my incredibly depressing week so far. Once my home had been reposessed, I didn't think it could feasibily get any worse.

I am writing to you to demand an explaination and possible retribution for trauma your actions have put me through. I happen to know I'm not the only individual affected by your thoughtless actions. A close friend and passionate enjoyer of the Triple Chocolate Magnum, Rev. Dale has already contacted you. The guy is currently going through inconsolable grief due to this. I hope you've considered your actions and how they've affected a man in of the clergy. You don't mess with the clergy.

Regards,

Adam Reid

Fuckin LOL mate

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:18 pm**

wubstep wrote:Dear Sir or Madame,

Today I was shocked & appauled to hear that the splendid product that was the Triple Chocolate Magnum is no longer available. After scouring the tri-County area, I evenually succumbed to the fact that the Holy Grail of iced-cream products would no longer be mine. I'm finding it hard to come to terms with this at the moment. This has added another blow to my incredibly depressing week so far. Once my home had been reposessed, I didn't think it could feasibily get any worse.

I am writing to you to demand an explaination and possible retribution for trauma your actions have put me through. I happen to know I'm not the only individual affected by your thoughtless actions. A close friend and passionate enjoyer of the Triple Chocolate Magnum, Rev. Dale has already contacted you. The guy is currently going through inconsolable grief due to this. I hope you've considered your actions and how they've affected a man in of the clergy. You don't mess with the clergy.

Regards,

Adam Reid

This made me lol for fucking ages!!

LeftDub wrote:This thread is gold.

Amen to this.

Please post replys if or when they send them.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:32 pm**

Firky wrote:Time to step this up a gear

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=76218171924

Been 'promoting' this group!! lol.

Posted: **Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:37 pm**

Yeah I just spammed everyone on my friends list with it

*opens another Stella*

Fuck it! I aint had a drink for weeks, I deserve it.

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:05 am**

Dear Sir or Madam

After much deliberation and many a furrowed brow I have eventually decided to write to you concerning that Excalibur of cold treats, "The Triple Chocolate" edition of the orally renowned "Magnum" ice cream. After taking the five minute walk from my parish to the local Netto, I was shocked and overcome with nausea by the sight of an empty section where my majestic stick bound companion used to lie. After hurriedly finding one of the wardens of the "cold section", I stood, mouth agape, as he proceeded to tell me that the ice cream had been discontinued. I fell to my knees as the news sunk in that I would never again, feel that delicious, creamy stick in my god fearing mouth.

Once in the safety of my own home, I realized that I am now unable to finish the model of my church I have tirelessly laboured over for the past year, what a brillaint idea I thought, a four foot model from magnum sticks, I was so close, I needed a triple chocolate magnum stick to complete the steeple alas cruel, cruel fate has yet again sabotaged my plans for a brighter future. Please could you provide me with any information as to the reasons for the demise of this powerhouse of cold snackage.

God bless you

Gerald Gibbons

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:39 am**

bandshell wrote:Dear Sir or Madam

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God bless you

Gerald Gibbons

Fuckin' monumental.

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:50 am**

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Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:06 am**

To Whom it may Concern:

Dear Sir or Madam,

As a chronic sufferer of dysmenorrhoea (severe period pains), one of the few things that brings me comfort and relief during these uncomfortable spells is the joy that is Triple Chocolate Magnums, made by your good selves. So in all sincerity it pains me to read on a Facebook group that this news that the product has been discontinued. Thankfully I still have some left in the freezer should I have another attack.

Being a tertiary care nurse I am all to aware of the therapeutic benefits that a pleasurable experience can bring to a person. It can be something as simple as reading a nice poem, smelling a beautiful bouquet of flowers or as in my case Triple Chocolate Magnums.

Would you please be as kind to look into re-releasing this product? It worked for Cadbury’s Whispa and I believe they’re now more popular than ever before! So we all could win from this terrible and sad loss of a great product.

Yours truly,

Kim XXXXXXXX

RGN,
St. Oswald's Hospice
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28th of April 2009 AD.

Posted: **Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:06 am**

Holy Grail of iced-cream products

Excalibur of cold treats

I fell to my knees as the news sunk in that I would never again, feel that delicious, creamy stick in my god fearing mouth.

as a nun she does not indulge in many a luxury

WE (yes, I have read of other complaints over the internet on researching the topic) are just some idiots that met over a website or something equally as ridiculous. We are not.

chronic sufferer of dysmenorrhoea (severe period pains)

St. Oswald's Hospice

Holy FUCK!

I cant wait to see the responses from all of these bits of comedy gold.

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