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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:42 am
by firky
limb wrote:13 out of 24 (54%) hahaha
in what year did women have the right to divorce their husbands?
1856
1867
1859
some other year fucking ages ago
That one threw me because the correct answer is in 1928, prior to that they had to have their husbands permission and the working classes were excluded. Oh and they had to be over 30?!
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:45 am
by jsilver
wots so great about dumpsters, chavvy
life in the UK wrote:Incorrect. The correct answers were A The local library and C Learndirect.
wiki wrote:
Learndirect has more than 800 online learning centres in England and Wales and since 2000 more than two million learners have enrolled on courses.[1] Only 65% of students complete their courses.[2] The House of Commons Committee of Public Accounts undertook a review of the program in 2005-2006, it found that it had received a total of £930 million in public funding and was critical of the poor involvement of businesses, the high cost of marketing, and the low number of learners recorded as meeting their training objectives.[3]
come on, bro
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:50 am
by firky
I hate the term 'chav scum'. It's pure classism.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:52 am
by jsilver
Firky wrote:I hate the term 'chav scum'. It's pure classism.
ya roight im ame 'rockin we don't even have dose rancid tings.. we do have de gainster tho
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:07 am
by alien pimp
Firky wrote:I hate the term 'dubstep'. It's pure classism.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:05 am
by pk-
46%
i'd better start packing the suitcase
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:10 am
by mickledan
You have failed the practice citizenship test.
Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)
Time taken: 04 minutes 50 seconds
Please select 'Test summary' for a full summary of your test and for advice on how to use the Official Handbook and Study Guide to prepare for the actual test.
Please note: At the end of the actual test, your answers will not be displayed on screen. At the end of the test session the test supervisor will tell you whether you have passed or not.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:58 pm
by saphyre
10/24 to be honest thats pretty good with no revision we should all be proud of ourselves
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:06 pm
by fuagofire
Firky wrote:I hate the term 'chav scum'. It's pure classism.
you're living in the wrong country if you don't like classism.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:46 pm
by fretn
I passed
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:35 pm
by the acid never lies
So many of these questions are ridiculous as they have no bearing on how good a citizen you are. It should depend on how good a worker you are, the poor Uzbekistani chap I used to work in a kitchen with is being deported and he worked harder than any of us
Sorry to go off topic but Uzbekistan is a disgrace, arguably worse than Iraq in terms of human rights violations but we turn a blind eye because we have a base there
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:36 pm
by the acid never lies
fretn wrote:I passed
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:50 pm
by feral witchchild
Haha definitely not, I don't even need to take that shit to know that.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:21 pm
by -dubson-
25%
lol
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:30 pm
by nousd
14/24
phew, don't have to become a pom.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:31 pm
by abelard
79% but i guessed most of the what year/what percentage ones. its nothing you couldnt easily do after reading the how to pass book. and 40 minutes? how the fuck are you going to sit down and work out what percentage of the population is muslim if you don't know? stupid fucking government it's all done so they can appease the idiots complaining about culture dilution without a thought for what they're actually testing.
what is an acceptable amount to pay for a draw?
hash is 200 USD per kilo on my mountain at home
£20 an eighth ono
I don't like to get fucked up I have to work hard
that'll sort the wheat from the chaff
allow bloody foreigners coming over here and taking our jobs by working considerably harder than we do and not turning up hungover, drinking tea all day and fucking off at 3.30pm.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:24 pm
by spire
i got 8 of 24 just by pure luck. i knew absolutely none of them. what weird questions too.
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:52 am
by fooishbar
bloody hell, i got 14/24 and i'm not even british.
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:31 am
by Hibbie
10/24 in 4 minutes, seriously shit questions
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:32 am
by steppo
darkmatterUK wrote:Malicious wrote:darkmatterUK wrote:oh yea, and wtf is a quango?????
Err... a government department
sounds more like some deranged creature from the australian outback
yeah, like the equivalent of mexico's chupacabra or something