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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:53 am
by felixgash
kamala wrote:i wasn't referring to penis size i was referring to performance quality.
I was referring to both. As Legboy said above, some chicks lay down like a friggin starfish and expect to get the goody good. Have a laugh. If you're boring me, I'm gonna bore you. And I'll shoot in your hair to take the piss too.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:53 am
by echo wanderer
kamala wrote:i wasn't referring to penis size i was referring to performance quality.
Performance is not judged in size,it's judged by opinion.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:58 am
by frebentos
felixGash wrote: And I'll shoot in your hair to take the piss too.
Aim for the eyes Felix....for the eyes!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:01 pm
by legend4ry
Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.
We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:06 pm
by felixgash
Legendary wrote:
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
Not even a third gen console and ting.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:06 pm
by santy
I put my full 100% in when it comes to sex why thankyou...
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:07 pm
by legend4ry
felixGash wrote:Legendary wrote:
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
Not even a third gen console and ting.
Hahaha, mate I got my snes still set up, PS2 is in the draw with the Xbrick.
I still buy Snes games!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:10 pm
by felixgash
Santy wrote:I put my full 100% in when it comes to sex why thankyou...
That's what we like to hear.
To be fair, when it comes to scouse tings I'm good if they just talk to me when I'm ploughing away. Sexy accents are like my lucozade bwoy.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:11 pm
by santy
felixGash wrote:Santy wrote:I put my full 100% in when it comes to sex why thankyou...
That's what we like to hear.
To be fair, when it comes to scouse tings I'm good if they just talk to me when I'm ploughing away. Sexy accents are like my lucozade bwoy.
You wank over brookside??
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:13 pm
by felixgash
Lol, cheeky tracksuit wearing, hub-cap stealing shit..
But no, I don't really watch TV.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:15 pm
by santy
felixGash wrote:Lol, cheeky tracksuit wearing, hub-cap stealing shit..
But no, I don't really watch TV.
Calm down Calm down
If your lucky i might send you an audio clip of my voice talking about sweet nothingness
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:17 pm
by felixgash
Santy wrote:
Calm down Calm down
Ha, well played.
Sweet nothingness is my favourite.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:30 pm
by santy
felixGash wrote:Santy wrote:
Calm down Calm down
Ha, well played.
Sweet nothingness is my favourite.
Hasn't our friendship gone off to a great start eh =]
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:44 pm
by felixgash
It's because your name sounds like Santa, and Christmas is also my favourite.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:46 pm
by kamala
felix has it dawned on you that santy might not be a girl ?
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:49 pm
by felixgash
kamala wrote:felix has it dawned on you that santy might not be a girl ?
Lol, why would that matter in the slightest!?!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:51 pm
by kamala
well if you're gonna be listening to their sweet nothingness ........yeah i guess for you gender wouldn't make a difference would it
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:57 pm
by djfurness
Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:58 pm
by felixgash
djfurness wrote:Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis
Even better.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:59 pm
by kamala
djfurness wrote:Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis
not a "disgustingly saggy, floppy vag"
win for you felix