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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:28 am
by wub
Guess his stock value had just...












...plummeted

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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:41 pm
by Electric_Head
I've accidentally or not accidentally been given my invoice to get signed by my manager.
Either the company wants me to know how much I've been skrewed or they didn't realize I was.

I have been employed by a personal agency for 5 years which is a large reason for my move to a new company.
They take 25% as an admin fee each month from my salary.
25 mutha fuckin percent.

To send me a payslip each month.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:43 pm
by magma
Electric_Head wrote:I've accidentally or not accidentally been given my invoice to get signed by my manager.
Either the company wants me to know how much I've been skrewed or they didn't realize I was.

I have been employed by a personal agency for 5 years which is a large reason for my move to a new company.
They take 25% as an admin fee each month from my salary.
25 mutha fuckin percent.

To send me a payslip each month.
This happened to me a couple of years ago... only I found out I was being charged out at well over double my salary.

Fuck capitalism.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:45 pm
by Electric_Head
I almost fell off my chair when I saw what they were getting off me.

Pity the fool that is replacing me.
Lesson learned though, stay away from agencies.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:48 pm
by Johnlenham
lol about sums this up. maybe this is more random thoughts though

https://medium.com/better-humans/802c49b9141c
Don’t date a girl who travels

She’s the one with the messy unkempt hair colored by the sun. Her skin is now far from fair like it once was. Not even sun kissed. It’s burnt with multiple tan lines, wounds and bites here and there. But for every flaw on her skin, she has an interesting story to tell.

Don’t date a girl who travels. She is hard to please. The usual dinner-movie date at the mall will suck the life out of her. Her soul craves for new experiences and adventures. She will be unimpressed with your new car and your expensive watch. She would rather climb a rock or jump out of an airplane than hear you brag about it.

Don’t date a girl who travels because she will bug you to book a flight every time there’s an airline seat sale. She wont party at Republiq. And she will never pay over $100 for Avicii because she knows that one weekend of clubbing is equivalent to one week somewhere far more exciting.

Chances are, she can’t hold a steady job. Or she’s probably daydreaming about quitting. She doesn’t want to keep working her ass off for someone else’s dream. She has her own and is working towards it. She is a freelancer. She makes money from designing, writing, photography or something that requires creativity and imagination. Don’t waste her time complaining about your boring job.

Don’t date a girl who travels. She might have wasted her college degree and switched careers entirely. She is now a dive instructor or a yoga teacher. She’s not sure when the next paycheck is coming. But she doesn’t work like a robot all day, she goes out and takes what life has to offer and challenges you to do the same.

Don’t date a girl who travels for she has chosen a life of uncertainty. She doesn’t have a plan or a permanent address. She goes with the flow and follows her heart. She dances to the beat of her own drum. She doesn’t wear a watch. Her days are ruled by the sun and the moon. When the waves are calling, life stops and she will be oblivious to everything else for a moment. But she has learned that the most important thing in life isn’t surfing.

Don’t date a girl who travels as she tends to speak her mind. She will never try to impress your parents or friends. She knows respect, but isn’t afraid to hold a debate about global issues or social responsibility.

She will never need you. She knows how to pitch a tent and screw her own fins without your help. She cooks well and doesn’t need you to pay for her meals. She is too independent and wont care whether you travel with her or not. She will forget to check in with you when she arrives at her destination. She’s busy living in the present. She talks to strangers. She will meet many interesting, like-minded people from around the world who share her passion and dreams. She will be bored with you.

So never date a girl who travels unless you can keep up with her. And if you unintentionally fall in love with one, don’t you dare keep her. Let her go.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:51 pm
by Nihilism
With other word, don't date a gypsy. She will take all your money to travel. Or to escape the police.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:56 pm
by garethom
Johnlenham wrote:lol about sums this up. maybe this is more random thoughts though

https://medium.com/better-humans/802c49b9141c
Don’t date a girl who travels

She’s the one with the messy unkempt hair colored by the sun. Her skin is now far from fair like it once was. Not even sun kissed. It’s burnt with multiple tan lines, wounds and bites here and there. But for every flaw on her skin, she has an interesting story to tell.

Don’t date a girl who travels. She is hard to please. The usual dinner-movie date at the mall will suck the life out of her. Her soul craves for new experiences and adventures. She will be unimpressed with your new car and your expensive watch. She would rather climb a rock or jump out of an airplane than hear you brag about it.

Don’t date a girl who travels because she will bug you to book a flight every time there’s an airline seat sale. She wont party at Republiq. And she will never pay over $100 for Avicii because she knows that one weekend of clubbing is equivalent to one week somewhere far more exciting.

Chances are, she can’t hold a steady job. Or she’s probably daydreaming about quitting. She doesn’t want to keep working her ass off for someone else’s dream. She has her own and is working towards it. She is a freelancer. She makes money from designing, writing, photography or something that requires creativity and imagination. Don’t waste her time complaining about your boring job.

Don’t date a girl who travels. She might have wasted her college degree and switched careers entirely. She is now a dive instructor or a yoga teacher. She’s not sure when the next paycheck is coming. But she doesn’t work like a robot all day, she goes out and takes what life has to offer and challenges you to do the same.

Don’t date a girl who travels for she has chosen a life of uncertainty. She doesn’t have a plan or a permanent address. She goes with the flow and follows her heart. She dances to the beat of her own drum. She doesn’t wear a watch. Her days are ruled by the sun and the moon. When the waves are calling, life stops and she will be oblivious to everything else for a moment. But she has learned that the most important thing in life isn’t surfing.

Don’t date a girl who travels as she tends to speak her mind. She will never try to impress your parents or friends. She knows respect, but isn’t afraid to hold a debate about global issues or social responsibility.

She will never need you. She knows how to pitch a tent and screw her own fins without your help. She cooks well and doesn’t need you to pay for her meals. She is too independent and wont care whether you travel with her or not. She will forget to check in with you when she arrives at her destination. She’s busy living in the present. She talks to strangers. She will meet many interesting, like-minded people from around the world who share her passion and dreams. She will be bored with you.

So never date a girl who travels unless you can keep up with her. And if you unintentionally fall in love with one, don’t you dare keep her. Let her go.
tbf wouldn't worry about whoever wrote that dating anyone any time soon.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:59 pm
by magma
Johnlenham wrote:lol about sums this up. maybe this is more random thoughts though

https://medium.com/better-humans/802c49b9141c
Don’t date a girl who travels

She’s the one with the messy unkempt hair colored by the sun. Her skin is now far from fair like it once was. Not even sun kissed. It’s burnt with multiple tan lines, wounds and bites here and there. But for every flaw on her skin, she has an interesting story to tell.

Don’t date a girl who travels. She is hard to please. The usual dinner-movie date at the mall will suck the life out of her. Her soul craves for new experiences and adventures. She will be unimpressed with your new car and your expensive watch. She would rather climb a rock or jump out of an airplane than hear you brag about it.

Don’t date a girl who travels because she will bug you to book a flight every time there’s an airline seat sale. She wont party at Republiq. And she will never pay over $100 for Avicii because she knows that one weekend of clubbing is equivalent to one week somewhere far more exciting.

Chances are, she can’t hold a steady job. Or she’s probably daydreaming about quitting. She doesn’t want to keep working her ass off for someone else’s dream. She has her own and is working towards it. She is a freelancer. She makes money from designing, writing, photography or something that requires creativity and imagination. Don’t waste her time complaining about your boring job.

Don’t date a girl who travels. She might have wasted her college degree and switched careers entirely. She is now a dive instructor or a yoga teacher. She’s not sure when the next paycheck is coming. But she doesn’t work like a robot all day, she goes out and takes what life has to offer and challenges you to do the same.

Don’t date a girl who travels for she has chosen a life of uncertainty. She doesn’t have a plan or a permanent address. She goes with the flow and follows her heart. She dances to the beat of her own drum. She doesn’t wear a watch. Her days are ruled by the sun and the moon. When the waves are calling, life stops and she will be oblivious to everything else for a moment. But she has learned that the most important thing in life isn’t surfing.

Don’t date a girl who travels as she tends to speak her mind. She will never try to impress your parents or friends. She knows respect, but isn’t afraid to hold a debate about global issues or social responsibility.

She will never need you. She knows how to pitch a tent and screw her own fins without your help. She cooks well and doesn’t need you to pay for her meals. She is too independent and wont care whether you travel with her or not. She will forget to check in with you when she arrives at her destination. She’s busy living in the present. She talks to strangers. She will meet many interesting, like-minded people from around the world who share her passion and dreams. She will be bored with you.

So never date a girl who travels unless you can keep up with her. And if you unintentionally fall in love with one, don’t you dare keep her. Let her go.
Is this the gap-year girl equivalent of the "Nice Guy" spiel?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:40 pm
by RKM
eruagha;jkldd what a twat.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:43 pm
by RKM

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:50 pm
by Riddles
hahahaha. "I went to Thailand for a month and got drunk a lot, I'm so fucking enlightened!" Stupid bint.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:20 pm
by Johnlenham
Riddles wrote:hahahaha. "I went to Thailand for a month and got drunk a lot, I'm so fucking enlightened!" Stupid bint.
Kind of how I imagined it as well

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:41 pm
by hubb
lol @ being 'Carusoed'

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:12 pm
by ehbes
Fuck trying to eat healthy. Its so tempting when the salad line is right next to the pizza :corncry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:13 pm
by ezza
ehbrums1 wrote:Fuck trying to eat healthy. Its so tempting when the salad line is right next to the pizza :corncry:
healthy foods peng tho

if i had portion control down id be onto a winner

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:30 pm
by OGLemon
ehbrums1 wrote:Fuck trying to eat healthy. Its so tempting when the salad line is right next to the pizza :corncry:
do you get both?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:35 pm
by ehbes
OGLemon wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:Fuck trying to eat healthy. Its so tempting when the salad line is right next to the pizza :corncry:
do you get both?
Yeah it's a dinning hall I can eat as much as I want

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:58 pm
by OGLemon
Well that's good. Now you just need to start limiting your pizza intake and increasing your salad intake.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:00 pm
by ezza
how did u get tru head status? been meaning to ask

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:01 pm
by m8son666
sucked pete off