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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:37 pm
by dr ddd
datura wrote:a really fit blonde policewoman just walked past my window
did she have a beard?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:38 pm
by datura
dr ddd wrote:as highly tempting as that sounds (AND i have loads of pastis and export blue voddie :? ) i really should go training this evening.... being shitfaced is generally not a useful skill when kicking people... or is it? hmmmmm...
just go out and give shonx a kicking

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:39 pm
by datura
dr ddd wrote:
datura wrote:a really fit blonde policewoman just walked past my window
did she have a beard?
not that i could see, but it is quite bright outside and if she had a blonde beard it might not show up that well.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:41 pm
by crash fistfight
datura wrote:a really fit blonde policewoman just walked past my window
Thats buzzin

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:43 pm
by dr ddd
datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:as highly tempting as that sounds (AND i have loads of pastis and export blue voddie :? ) i really should go training this evening.... being shitfaced is generally not a useful skill when kicking people... or is it? hmmmmm...
just go out and give shonx a kicking
my good and bad consciences are now having a war in my head...
:evil:

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:44 pm
by shonky
Crash Fistfight wrote:
datura wrote:a really fit blonde policewoman just walked past my window
Thats buzzin
I had quite a cute CSO come round today - she's only about 4' high and first thing she said was "I don't mean to worry you" - like that's even vaguely possible

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:45 pm
by shonky
dr ddd wrote:
datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:as highly tempting as that sounds (AND i have loads of pastis and export blue voddie :? ) i really should go training this evening.... being shitfaced is generally not a useful skill when kicking people... or is it? hmmmmm...
just go out and give shonx a kicking
my good and bad consciences are now having a war in my head...
:evil:
Yeah do it. Get me pissed so I won't feel it, and then I can have tomorrow off with my injuries :D

Please not in the teeth or gonadic region though

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:48 pm
by dr ddd
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:as highly tempting as that sounds (AND i have loads of pastis and export blue voddie :? ) i really should go training this evening.... being shitfaced is generally not a useful skill when kicking people... or is it? hmmmmm...
just go out and give shonx a kicking
my good and bad consciences are now having a war in my head...
:evil:
Yeah do it. Get me pissed so I won't feel it, and then I can have tomorrow off with my injuries :D

Please not in the teeth or gonadic region though


i am actually highly tempted by the concept of sacking off the rest of the day....

whats a CSO? i looked it up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSO

i like "Corporate Sex Offender"... maybe you should be worried?

if it's the DeBeers diamond sellers you have suddenly won my heart ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:48 pm
by *grand*
trying to think of what to start reading first.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:51 pm
by shonky
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:as highly tempting as that sounds (AND i have loads of pastis and export blue voddie :? ) i really should go training this evening.... being shitfaced is generally not a useful skill when kicking people... or is it? hmmmmm...
just go out and give shonx a kicking
my good and bad consciences are now having a war in my head...
:evil:
Yeah do it. Get me pissed so I won't feel it, and then I can have tomorrow off with my injuries :D

Please not in the teeth or gonadic region though


i am actually highly tempted by the concept of sacking off the rest of the day....

whats a CSO? i looked it up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSO

i like "Corporate Sex Offender"... maybe you should be worried?

if it's the DeBeers diamond sellers you have suddenly won my heart ;)
Community Support Officer or Copper without Portfolio :wink:

Vis a vis the sacking, go on go on go on :D

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:08 pm
by dr ddd
Shonky wrote: Community Support Officer or Copper without Portfolio :wink:

Vis a vis the sacking, go on go on go on :D
shame... i really liked "Combined sewer overflow"

argh what am i to do do do do do

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:11 pm
by shonky
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote: Community Support Officer or Copper without Portfolio :wink:

Vis a vis the sacking, go on go on go on :D
shame... i really liked "Combined sewer overflow"

argh what am i to do do do do do
Just a subtle suggestive thing that might assist you

PUBPUBPUBPUBPUB

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:14 pm
by dr ddd
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote: Community Support Officer or Copper without Portfolio :wink:

Vis a vis the sacking, go on go on go on :D
shame... i really liked "Combined sewer overflow"

argh what am i to do do do do do
Just a subtle suggestive thing that might assist you

PUBPUBPUBPUBPUB
two minor issues with le pub.....
1) i would have to get out of my pjs and i have pastis here
2) i have no cash as saving it for p1 and uberdubpresh....

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:19 pm
by shonky
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote: Community Support Officer or Copper without Portfolio :wink:

Vis a vis the sacking, go on go on go on :D
shame... i really liked "Combined sewer overflow"

argh what am i to do do do do do
Just a subtle suggestive thing that might assist you

PUBPUBPUBPUBPUB
two minor issues with le pub.....
1) i would have to get out of my pjs and i have pastis here
2) i have no cash as saving it for p1 and uberdubpresh....
Pastis in the park could be quite classy, just sling a coat on

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:22 pm
by dr ddd
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote: Community Support Officer or Copper without Portfolio :wink:

Vis a vis the sacking, go on go on go on :D
shame... i really liked "Combined sewer overflow"

argh what am i to do do do do do
Just a subtle suggestive thing that might assist you

PUBPUBPUBPUBPUB
two minor issues with le pub.....
1) i would have to get out of my pjs and i have pastis here
2) i have no cash as saving it for p1 and uberdubpresh....
Pastis in the park could be quite classy, just sling a coat on
hmm....
if i put on a nangy cap and some bling gold hoop earrings, i reckon i could pull off the pjs...

but then you have to call me Dr Bukka Clart Nangcore ok?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:27 pm
by shonky
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote: shame... i really liked "Combined sewer overflow"

argh what am i to do do do do do
Just a subtle suggestive thing that might assist you

PUBPUBPUBPUBPUB
two minor issues with le pub.....
1) i would have to get out of my pjs and i have pastis here
2) i have no cash as saving it for p1 and uberdubpresh....
Pastis in the park could be quite classy, just sling a coat on
hmm....
if i put on a nangy cap and some bling gold hoop earrings, i reckon i could pull off the pjs...

but then you have to call me Dr Bukka Clart Nangcore ok?
You need to roll one trouser leg up too like the Mad Stuntman

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:38 pm
by dr ddd
but i havent shaved :?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:41 pm
by shonky
dr ddd wrote:but i havent shaved :?
It's cool, I've got lighter fuel

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:03 pm
by LEQ
Just picked up my Cat, broke two of his toes so they put some pins and he looks like this - Utter pegleg.
I feel sorry for him, but it's pretty fucking funny.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:18 pm
by gena
Got some wicked new dubs tonight, they're on repeat on my player at the moment :)