Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:48 pm
How do you know my penis is big??djfurness wrote:Santy is one of my best mates and I can vouch that he is indeed a man with a great big penis
It's non exisistant!!!
It's non exisistant!!!
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It's non exisistant!!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:18 pm
sleeping bag. lmaofelixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days
hahahahahahahahaha
gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:20 pm
hahahahaTheEvilGirl wrote:sleeping bag. lmaofelixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days
hahahahahahahahaha
gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:21 pm
TheEvilGirl wrote:sleeping bag. lmaofelixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days
hahahahahahahahaha
gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]
Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:22 pm
WORD- i didn't whip out the SNES but have, like so many others experienced the 'starfish' with some girl who i really digged beforehand, but then went totally off cos she was SHIT and expected EVERYTHING- i actually find this attitude to sex extremely off putting and am gonna start 'Snessing' in future.Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.
We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.
As Von would probably say, its not about the starfish in 08
out to gash and legendary preaching nothing but the truth...though its only some girls not all.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:24 pm
hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..Legendary wrote:TheEvilGirl wrote:sleeping bag. lmaofelixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days
hahahahahahahahaha
gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]
Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'
gross lmao
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:25 pm
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!TheEvilGirl wrote:hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..Legendary wrote:TheEvilGirl wrote:sleeping bag. lmaofelixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days
hahahahahahahahaha
gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]
Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'
gross lmao
Classic!!!
Tug A Whore??? hahaha
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:27 pm
It can be like a new game of catch.Santy wrote:Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!TheEvilGirl wrote:hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..Legendary wrote:TheEvilGirl wrote:sleeping bag. lmaofelixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days
hahahahahahahahaha
gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]
Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'
gross lmao
Classic!!!
Tug A Whore??? hahaha
Stretch it to the next person the opposite side of the room
hahahah, oh gosh I feel sick now
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:27 pm
hahahahahahaSanty wrote:Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!TheEvilGirl wrote:hahaahahahhahahah its like they are trying to see how far they can go..Legendary wrote:TheEvilGirl wrote:sleeping bag. lmaofelixGash wrote: GIRLS - Do you realise some of you have disgustingly saggy, floppy vag's!?!?.
when i watch porn and the guys are giving a girl head....i always find it hilariously disgusting...and quite a turn off when they suck on it and it stretches for days
hahahahahahahahaha
gotta love that LOOSE PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYYY![/b]
Hahahaha, oh my dayss did you just say that? Oh you did, thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
'im at an inch...oh oh...two inches...THREE INCHES FTW!!'
gross lmao
Classic!!!
Tug A Whore??? hahaha
hey at least she'll get off on it.
she'll have a clit the size of a small penis....
but she'll get off!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:43 pm
nothing wrong with a meaty kebab
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:48 pm
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:49 pm
my god you could hang glide across that
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:50 pm
I think Bert's taking a few days on his tour to cycle over it.pk- wrote:my god you could hang glide across that
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:54 pm
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:55 pm
Im not exactly the most svelte
but...
but...
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:58 pm
you know what i mean lolTheEvilGirl wrote:Im not exactly the most svelte
but...
i'm a fat bastard myself but surely when you got to about half that size you'd think 'hang on, things're getting a bit out of hand here'
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:01 pm
this thread has taken a 180 from sex...to...
not sex...
my bad... lol
lets get back to sexy time
not sex...
my bad... lol
lets get back to sexy time
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:10 pm
maybe she was just clueless and if you'd gone with it you coulda shown her the ropes? you might have missed out on someone...Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.
We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:07 pm
Maybe she was a virgin??spooKs wrote:maybe she was just clueless and if you'd gone with it you coulda shown her the ropes? you might have missed out on someone...Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.
We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:15 pm
Think I'd realise if she wasSanty wrote:Maybe she was a virgin??spooKs wrote:maybe she was just clueless and if you'd gone with it you coulda shown her the ropes? you might have missed out on someone...Legendary wrote:Not going to lie, this girl I was seeing for like, 2 months I reallllllly liked spending time with her, proper started falling for her properly.
We was round mine and it was a perfect time so you know, things happened and she did the whole "Starfish routine"
So I stopped, got my Snes controls, turned on the TV, turned on the snes and went. "well you can't be perfect" gave her the control and went .. "Street fighter?"
I do not have time for women like that! I like to think it was a victory for men across the world.