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Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:36 pm
by Laszlo
mIrReN wrote:
any translation?
"My dear man, would you kindly vacate the area and expel faecal excreta from your face."
Dunno, 'You're talking shit', 'Your face looks like an arse.', or both or neither.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:55 pm
by Forum
Is that Huey from fun lovin criminals? What's he storming out over, I don't have sound at work
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:58 pm
by Liam92
Laszlo wrote:mIrReN wrote:
any translation?
"My dear man, would you kindly vacate the area and expel faecal excreta from your face."
Dunno, 'You're talking shit', 'Your face looks like an arse.', or both or neither.
^pretty much, this, just found it hilarious haha.
Also, "I'll smash yer fucking tnuc in" and "I'll rip yer jaw"
"Away and dae the dishes or something" nearly ended me

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:18 pm
by Johnlenham
Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:26 pm
by dickman69
Riddles wrote:he's really overweight for a crackhead.
Rich crackheads are fat
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:27 pm
by dickman69
I belive its more so the absence of food than the presence of crack that is to blame for the average crackheads appearance
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:29 pm
by m8son666
nah no way you could eat enough to stay fat while having a crack habit
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:34 pm
by garethom
Johnlenham wrote:Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.
I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:46 pm
by Forum
i was supposed to be off on the saturday 28th but some fucks swapped the days around.
Looks like i get about 3 days off now

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:50 pm
by ehbes
garethom wrote:Johnlenham wrote:Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.
I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

December 15th - January 19th
bang bang
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:52 pm
by Forum
Wtf is with you nerds, that's literally the same amount of time I get off in the whole year..
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:03 pm
by garethom
ehbrums1 wrote:garethom wrote:Johnlenham wrote:Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.
I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

December 15th - January 19th
bang bang
Well done bro, you're paying not to be somewhere that you've paid to be. I'm getting paid not to be at work.
southstar wrote:Wtf is with you nerds, that's literally the same amount of time I get off in the whole year..
26 days standard (27 next year), and bought a couple of days holiday too. Haven't take much time off this year, so I've got a lot left.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:38 pm
by orangeluva56
this girl wants me to check her phone and her computer for spyware because she thinks her old boyfriend bugged her phone and is following her wherever she goes
yay
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:40 pm
by ehbes
orangeluva56 wrote:this girl wants me to check her phone and her computer for spyware because she thinks her old boyfriend bugged her phone and is following her wherever she goes
yay
is this the same one that offered you a cookie
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:40 pm
by orangeluva56
yah, but it was chocolate not a cookie
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:55 pm
by OGLemon
get in playa, smooth talk her ass to da bed. ya hear?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:57 pm
by m8son666
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:36 pm
by orangeluva56
OGLemon wrote:get in playa, smooth talk her ass to da bed. ya hear?
will do boss
first step is freeing her from her ex boyfriend. then she's all mine.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:38 pm
by ehbes
garethom wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:garethom wrote:Johnlenham wrote:Managed to swap my days around and now it means I finish work on Dec 24th and dont come back in till the 30th
First year in four that I dont have a two day xmas.
I finish on the 6th december and go back on the 2nd of jan

December 15th - January 19th
bang bang
Well done bro,
you're paying not to be somewhere that you've paid to be. I'm getting paid not to be at work.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:51 pm
by sigbowls
a 16 ounce pabst that i found. tasty