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magma can you upload a pic of him

Harkat wrote:magma can you upload a pic of him

Do you remember Alf Stewart from Home & Away?



Spitting image.

I just had a bit of a rant which may have had a vaguely positive effect.

Magma you got yourself a sugar daddy lol if he moves into your building, you better sleep with one eye open.

magma wrote:

Harkat wrote:magma can you upload a pic of him

Do you remember Alf Stewart from Home & Away?

How fucking old is he?

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

magma wrote:

Harkat wrote:magma can you upload a pic of him

Do you remember Alf Stewart from Home & Away?

How fucking old is he?

69, dude.

Ok, I got explicit about it since all my subtle hints kept getting taken as jokes and I think he's finally got the message. Bought cookies and donuts in case he was offended, though I'm fairly sure his skin's thick enough to resist teflon hollowpoints.

magma wrote:Ok, I got explicit about it since all my subtle hints kept getting taken as jokes and I think he's finally got the message. Bought cookies and donuts in case he was offended, though I'm fairly sure his skin's thick enough to resist teflon hollowpoints.

Can you make a transcript of the conversation?

magma wrote:Ok, I got explicit about it since all my subtle hints kept getting taken as jokes and I think he's finally got the message. Bought cookies and donuts in case he was offended, though I'm fairly sure his skin's thick enough to resist teflon hollowpoints.

this could backfire

Yeah, what did you say Mag?

magma wrote:Ok, I got explicit about it since all my subtle hints kept getting taken as jokes and I think he's finally got the message. Bought cookies and donuts in case he was offended, though I'm fairly sure his skin's thick enough to resist teflon hollowpoints.

In b4 HR call you in for a quiet word about workplace bullying.

garethom wrote:Yeah, what did you say Mag?

Me: Are you actually serious or winding me up?
Alf: Whatdya mean? Serious... why?
Me: Because I sit next to you for 8 hours a day and I can't think of anything worse than extending that period.
Alf: But it's not like I'd be coming round all the time or anything.
Me: No, you wouldn't.
Alf: *pause*
Me: Sorry, I mean, I don't socialise with *anyone* from work when I'm not at work. Ever. Bringing work into the sanctity of home is a fucking horrible idea.
Alf: *makes dodgy joke to rest of team to break tension*

It hasn't been discussed since, but he seems to not be going for the viewing now...

Cold Magma, real cold

magma wrote:

garethom wrote:Yeah, what did you say Mag?

Me: Are you actually serious or winding me up?
Alf: Whatdya mean? Serious... why?
Me: Because I sit next to you for 8 hours a day and I can't think of anything worse than extending that period.
Alf: But it's not like I'd be coming round all the time or anything.
Me: No, you wouldn't.
Alf: *pause*
Me: Sorry, I mean, I don't socialise with *anyone* from work when I'm not at work. Ever. Bringing work into the sanctity of home is a fucking horrible idea.
Alf: *makes dodgy joke to rest of team to break tension*

It hasn't been discussed since, but he seems to not be going for the viewing now...

Wow.

You are truly a miserable git.

Even though one flat mate is a student, who rarely gets dressed, let alone leaves the house in my flat, I still had a missed parcel form through my door and the sorting office closes at 2pm (the fuck?)

Now I have to get up earlier to walk to that place before my shift at 7.30, take it into work and carry it home

Johnlenham wrote:Even though one flat mate is a student, who rarely gets dressed, let alone leaves the house in my flat, I still had a missed parcel form through my door and the sorting office closes at 2pm (the fuck?)

Now I have to get up earlier to walk to that place before my shift at 7.30, take it into work and carry it home

Ah, yes.

One of the downsides of living in Tooting is the sorting office. It was the one they went undercover at for that Channel 4 documentary a few years back. Shocking queues halfway down the road, and they filmed some of the staff on the rob of packages whilst working there.

Enjoy

fuuck.
Might aswell send it to my friends or back to kent then. Fuck dealing with this if Im on earlies