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what pissed me off today is that an amen rinseout bootleg of this is probably the best tune i've made in months

i completely forgot about the clocks changing and got up an hour earlier than necessary fuck sake

had a dream about this beautiful petite asian girl, pure fun cheeky start of relationship vibes going on fun dates n shit. woke up like "what a feelgood draem". then i was lke "wonder who that was" cos ur dreams r always people u meet. then i realise it was thisw girl from manchster uni, who i met at warehouse project and cracked to during the whole of boddikas set cos we were both stood at the back 2 tired to dance l0l. her friends wanted to leave and as she was going out the flappy plastic curtain things in room 3 i was like "hey!....have a good morning" when i actually wanted to be like "hey! lets gan for a pub brunch in the morning, giz ur number gyal". im so fucking picky too, i barely ever meet safe lasses who i actually wanna boink b2b want to hang out with

#missedopportunity #orangeluva56 #wankofsorrow

no one cares but the moral of the story is dont make the same mistake and have cojones cos whats the wors t that could hapen

ok now back to sleep

did you miss an 'off' in between 'cracked' and 'to'?

Lemme just interject on that notion that you only dream about people you've met... I've dreamt about some partially human people. Have I met their nonhuman parts? Quasihumans?

And totally, benny, go for it, always.

What's the worst that could happen?

She could say, I'd never be seen with you bennyfroobs, and you could be like bitch you know you want the D, and she walks out, and a coupla burly dudes come back and are like are you bennyfroobs, and your like sometimes, and they're like well this time you're gettin it bennyfroobs. And then one holds you while the other decks you in the face, knocking one of your teeth out. Then you take a picture of your new grin and use it as an avatar and you're a legend. And nextime you want to speak up, you realize the worst will probably be A LOT better than the last worst, and it is all good, you're knee deep in pussy and drive Disclosure's Lamborghini.

Quasihumans...

i feel for u benni

i h8 when u wish u would of made more of an effort


on a female tip... im kinda pissed off that im starting to like this girl i got with on the weekend but she well old so nothing could happen

but shes safe as fuck, like me but older and with a vagina. we didnt leave my room for like 2 whole days and just talked and fucked

but yeah, need to get that out of my head

why? if you a are fine with her...

How much older? I spent years of weekends talking and fucking, s'all good.

like 35/36

im 21

but outside of a drunk weekend the lifestyle differences would be too weird, shes like a professional full time worker and im a dossing uni student

dunno i think u should go for it

That is a gap... but your sexual drives are likely at equivalent levels.

yeah, it's a shame

very rarely do u meet gyal and after the fucking your still like, damn she was safe

it was nice to talk to someone who wasnt a 20 yo girl too. they chat shit and care about the most inane bollocks

Agreed. Just like benny, I say go for it, if it gets too weird, bail. But just follow it through its course.

yeah for sure

she went house and techno when it actually happened

and has a weekend coke habbit

could u be any cooler

nah bro get it out of your head. if she's like that old and thought it was a good idea to spend a whole weekend with a 21 year old doing coke and fucking, probably means she's way more fucked up than you

She could have four tits and the ability to fly?

She could like have six children and after two month of fucking she suddenly will demand you to look at them. No more coke parties for agent 69.

yh but the kids could peddle drugs for you or make cool things or summin

ultraspatial wrote:nah bro get it out of your head. if she's like that old and thought it was a good idea to spend a whole weekend with a 21 year old doing coke and fucking, probably means she's way more fucked up than you

I don't know dude, Agent's pretty fucked up.

haha im not fucked up at all

i like getting fucked up tho