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Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:54 am
by ehbes
dubunked wrote:there are some towns in georgia where you can go to jail for NOT owning a gun
and this is why the south sucks
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:07 am
by orangeluva56
u suck. its called the 2nd amendment and if u dont exercise ur right to bear arms ur not an american. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:12 am
by OGLemon
seriously how are you not makin' moves bruv. She's on your bed and your on the computer chair. ffs. #leng
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:14 am
by orangeluva56
bro her fucking ex boyfriend is holding her back. and he's a fucking psycho. im gonna give her an ultimatum. she can either get over him and come with me or she can gtfo. i got this.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:15 am
by ezza
blow directly into her vagina they love it
u ever do that thing where u put a piece of grass between ur thumbs and blow and it makes a noise... yeah. do that to her vagina
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:18 am
by ehbes
Agent 47 wrote:blow directly into her vagina they love it
u ever do that thing where u put a piece of grass between ur thumbs and blow and it makes a noise... yeah. do that to her vagina
Who taught you that? Huck Finn?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:21 am
by ezza
i dunno if it works really lol
just sounds good, like when u blow things up that arent spose to be blown up its always a laugh; condoms, rubber gloves, paper bags
but this time its a womb lol
inflating her womb likes it nuffin #yolo
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:24 am
by titchbit
blowing into a vagina can kill women ime. it causes an air embolism.
tbh it's my preferred assassination method. it's a bit tricky. you have to do it right and not let it escape for at least 60 seconds.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:50 am
by BonerJams04
lool ffs orangeluva
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:12 am
by orangeluva56
thanks for the advice guys. the anal and pussy-blowing will come soon enough. im almost completely positive that she wants the D. i dont know why she would draw that shit unless she was serious about it. i will keep yall updated.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:25 am
by ehbes
Victoria Secret Fashion Show
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:43 am
by dickman69
what the fuck is in the middle of that picture some kind of ancient illuminati symbol
before you try to make any moves throw salt on her & if her eyes become reptilian youll need to run immediately
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:26 am
by syrup
i love you guys
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:08 am
by Electric_Head
orangeluva56 wrote:bro her fucking ex boyfriend is holding her back. and he's a fucking psycho. im gonna give her an ultimatum. she can either get over him and come with me or she can gtfo. i got this.
Yes bro, sure you are.
You're just happy to have a female in your room other than your mom or that purply pony you bronies luv.
orangeluva56 wrote:thanks for the advice guys. the anal and pussy-blowing will come soon enough. im almost completely positive that she wants the D. i dont know why she would draw that shit unless she was serious about it. i will keep yall updated.
Yeh, she wants the D bro.
You should write her a love letter explaining your love for her.
Include words like emphatic, ............. I can't even bother finishing this sentence.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:58 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
johney wrote:
i love you guys
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:42 am
by wub
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:44 am
by Electric_Head
Saw that last night.
Was a bit strange really.
Especially the pussycat.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:26 am
by AxeD
ehbrums1 wrote:Agent 47 wrote:blow directly into her vagina they love it
u ever do that thing where u put a piece of grass between ur thumbs and blow and it makes a noise... yeah. do that to her vagina
Who taught you that? Huck Finn?

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:27 am
by magma
8 days in the office until I'm off for 2 weeks.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:28 am
by Riddles
magma wrote:8 days in the office until I'm off for 2 weeks.

I finish on the 20th and go back on the 2nd. pretty fucking happy about that