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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:02 pm
by hayze99
I found my wallet deep under my bed
...after cancelling all my cards the day before.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:27 pm
by WhosZena
Does anyone know how to make a pinhole camera work?
I spent days putting it together carefully, used it and took the film to get developed.
Went to collect it today and they are all blank :u:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:33 pm
by kejk
WhosZena? wrote:Does anyone know how to make a pinhole camera work?
I spent days putting it together carefully, used it and took the film to get developed.
Went to collect it today and they are all blank :u:
Wikipedia wrote:Pinhole cameras are usually handmade by the photographer for a particular purpose. In its simplest form, the photographic pinhole camera consists of a light-tight box with a pinhole in one end, and a piece of film or photographic paper wedged or taped into the other end. A flap of cardboard with a tape hinge can be used as a shutter. The pinhole is usually punched or drilled using a sewing needle or small diameter bit through a piece of tinfoil or thin aluminum or brass sheet. This piece is then taped to the inside of the light tight box behind a hole cut through the box. An oatmeal box can be made into an excellent pinhole camera.
Pinhole cameras are often constructed with a sliding film holder or back so that the distance between the film and the pinhole can be adjusted. This allows the angle of view of the camera to be changed and also the effective f-stop ratio of the camera. Moving the film closer to the pinhole will result in a wide angle field of view and a shorter exposure time. Moving the film farther away from the pinhole will result in a telephoto or narrow angle view and a longer exposure time.

Pinhole cameras can also be constructed by replacing the lens assembly in a conventional camera with a pinhole. In particular, compact 35 mm cameras whose lens and focusing assembly has been damaged can be reused as pinhole cameras—maintaining the use of the shutter and film winding mechanisms. As a result of the enormous increase in f-number while maintaining the same exposure time, one must use a fast film in direct sunshine.
Pinholes (homemade or commercial) can be used in place of the lens on an SLR. Use with a digital SLR allows metering and composition by trial and error, and is effectively free, so is a popular way to try pinhole photography[15].

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:42 pm
by tr0tsky
I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:40 pm
by kejk
tr0tsky wrote:I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.
Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:03 pm
by aspect-dubz
the volume icon on my laptop keeps disappearing :u: anyone know how to get it back.... im using windows 7 if that makes any difference

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:09 pm
by HamCrescendo
The nasty cut I got on Wednesday (requiring 9 stitches on the thursday when I woke up covered in blood) has scabbed over and it's so tempting to just pick at and rip the fucker off.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:29 pm
by gnome
kejk wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.
Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl
Indians...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:06 am
by kejk
gnome wrote:
kejk wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.
Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl
Indians...
So chickens eat chicken eggs?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:44 am
by WhosZena
gnome wrote:
kejk wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.
Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl
Indians...
What makes an egg Indian anyway?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:47 am
by tr0tsky
WhosZena? wrote:
gnome wrote:
kejk wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:I've got the shits REAL fucking bad.


Nearly shat myself on the plane.




Note to self: don't eat Indian eggs.
Who the fuck eats indian eggs rofl
Indians...
What makes an egg Indian anyway?

The fact it was laid, cooked and eaten in Bombay.


I thought it'd be a good idea to have a spicy omlette thingy cooked on the side of the ride on a fithly old street stand on Friday afternoon.

How wrong was I.



I've been shitting water 20 times a day since Saturday. Fuck my life.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:16 pm
by DZA
Computer keeps lagging out on every song i make :o :cry: :evil: :x

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:17 am
by tr0tsky
Still got the squirts.



Totally ruined a pub toilet on Kingsland Road last night.


Grim.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:18 pm
by sigbowls
i want to play red dead redemption ill have to wait till it comes out in may 8th

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:02 pm
by firky
redundancy or take a cut in my pay :?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:12 pm
by particle-jim
everything... but mostly my brother

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:54 pm
by NilsFG
I think I might have IBS... Would explain a lot.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:45 pm
by rliquid
I just called my girlfriend by my ex's name, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

4th time now

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:05 am
by elibomyekip
NilsFG wrote:I think I might have IBS... Would explain a lot.
Yeah I been having IBS style problems since I was 10, still an ongoing investigation as there's a few symptoms which aren't explained by IBS. Potential early stage crohn's disease (runs in my family)... Feels bad man. The worst was a couple of weeks ago, norovirus coupled with my bowel problems amassed in to the most excrutiating pain I've ever felt, for around 36 hours straight. Not even masses of dihydrocodeine took the edge off :(

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:11 am
by AntlionUK
rliquid wrote:I just called my girlfriend by my ex's name, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

4th time now
rookie mistake man, that why you just call them all baby 8)