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Granted, but it plays out exactly like the Santa Clause and Tim Allen is your dad, only after the first year he cant take the pressures of having to do that year in and year out and offs himself with a candy cane shiv to the jugular.

I wish every big word I typed today didnt look like it was spelled wrong on first glance.

granted, but seeing as you spelt spelt wrong it take months of arduous spelling training and competing in spelling bees all around the world. by the time you can spell properly you are so dissillusioned with the written word that you start communicating only with smoke signals

i wish everyone was as good at spelling as i am

granted but since ive now realised spelled and spelt are both the correct spellings you now look like a complete twonk

i wish i hadn't made that previous wish

DOH!

Granted, but you are isolated in your spelling greatness, become alone and bitter conjugating verbs and wishing for a thesaurus.

I wish there was something good to eat in the work vending machine.

kidlogic wrote: DOH!

Granted, but you are isolated in your spelling greatness, become alone and bitter conjugating verbs and wishing for a thesaurus.

I wish there was something good to eat in the work vending machine.

Granted, but no one else wanted it and has since survived longer than its best before date and now harvests a colony of sea monkeys.


I wish i didnt look stupid when putting tissue up my nose to stop it running.

Ashley wrote:

kidlogic wrote: DOH!

Granted, but you are isolated in your spelling greatness, become alone and bitter conjugating verbs and wishing for a thesaurus.

I wish there was something good to eat in the work vending machine.

Granted, but no one else wanted it and has since survived longer than its best before date and now harvests a colony of sea monkeys.


I wish i didnt look stupid when putting tissue up my nose to stop it running.

Granted, but now you have to stuff tissue in your anus too, which will always look stupid.

I wish I had a cool sysadmin at the school computer lab (The noob deleted fruity loops)

Granted, but he's sooo cool he's always hanging around the girls, stealing your potential dates and letting the school's computer system basically fall apart. He's cool enough that the school doesnt want to fire him, but now they have to hire two more to make up for his lack of work, which raises tuition to the point that you have to drop out due to lack of funds.

I wish there were more peeps in the Ninja Hideout today.

granted but they're all clones of shonky

i wish i'd had more to eat for lunch, i'm still starving boohoo

Granted, but now you've had too much to eat and need a nap.


I wish I could go home when there's no work for me to do for the day.

Granted, but there's always too much work so you always have to stay late instead.

I wish they'd hurry up and tell me what my redundancy deal is going to be

TEMS wrote:Granted, but there's always too much work so you always have to stay late instead.

I wish they'd hurry up and tell me what my redundancy deal is going to be

Granted, its 25 pence, a button, some bread crumbs and a sip of coke.

i wish free* was free

Granted, but it also means cheap and poorly made.

I wish this last half hour of work would hurry up already!

granted but you end up stuck in a time loop and have to repeat the same hour for all eternity

i wish MY last hour and a half of work would hurry up already

badger wrote:granted but you end up stuck in a time loop and have to repeat the same hour for all eternity

i wish MY last hour and a half of work would hurry up already

Granted, it ends now....but your fired after watching midget tossing!


I wish I knew another language

Ashley wrote:

badger wrote:granted but you end up stuck in a time loop and have to repeat the same hour for all eternity

i wish MY last hour and a half of work would hurry up already

Granted, it ends now....but your fired after watching midget tossing!


I wish I knew another language

granted, but it's latin and only lawyers and entomologists can understand you.

i wish that the sidewalks around my house were not covered in ice.

sapphic_beats wrote:

Ashley wrote:

badger wrote:granted but you end up stuck in a time loop and have to repeat the same hour for all eternity

i wish MY last hour and a half of work would hurry up already

Granted, it ends now....but your fired after watching midget tossing!


I wish I knew another language

granted, but it's latin and only lawyers and entomologists can understand you.

i wish that the sidewalks around my house were not covered in ice.

granted, but now they are covered with rapists.


i wish women were as easy as men.

Dopplegangbanger wrote:
granted, but now they are covered with rapists.


i wish women were as easy as men.

Granted, but you now have to pay child support to 87 different mommas.

I wish I had caspas cheese monger for tonights battle.

guerillaeye wrote:

Dopplegangbanger wrote:
granted, but now they are covered with rapists.


i wish women were as easy as men.

Granted, but you now have to pay child support to 87 different mommas.

I wish I had caspas cheese monger for tonights battle.

granted but you lose your hands in a masturbating accident.

I wish the sun didnt shine directly into my eyes at work

Ashley wrote:

guerillaeye wrote:

Dopplegangbanger wrote:
granted, but now they are covered with rapists.


i wish women were as easy as men.

Granted, but you now have to pay child support to 87 different mommas.

I wish I had caspas cheese monger for tonights battle.

granted but you lose your hands in a masturbating accident.

I wish the sun didnt shine directly into my eyes at work

Granted, it shines in a mirror opposite you that reflects it into your eyes

I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it

TEMS wrote:
I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it

granted, but an uninvited house guest eats them all

i wish Elvis were still alive