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Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:30 pm
by Nihilism
Image

:Q:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:34 pm
by BonerJams04
hubb wrote:
Man I'm in Japan laughing cause their bathroom's funny
Like a bidet named Toto
Chilling in the Shire smokin' on that fire Frodo
Immaculation. I see you.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:44 pm
by garethom
Found out the schedule for the next american football season for my team, no long ass coach trips to scotland or gateshead, which we had to do twice last year. Furthest trip is Blackburn, and two of our away games are half an hour drives away.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:46 pm
by m8son666
blackburn's pretty northern tho, do you have to sign a disclaimer before u go?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:47 pm
by Forum
hubb wrote: a bidet named Toto
Forthcoming Ghibli productions

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:48 pm
by garethom
m8son wrote:blackburn's pretty northern tho, do you have to sign a disclaimer before u go?
Mate, it's the National Premier League North Division, the whole steez is northern.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:49 pm
by m8son666
fuk dat so you have to interact with northerners?

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:50 pm
by garethom
m8son wrote:fuk dat so you have to interact with northerners?
Interact in this case = hit in the chest with our faces b2b shoulders

Which is the most common northern interaction tbf.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:50 pm
by DJoe
Nihilism wrote:Image

:Q:
ffs
why would you want that t-shirt let alone spend £25+ on it
gay fanboy shit imho tbf

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:52 pm
by m8son666
garethom wrote:Interact in this case = hit in the chest with our faces b2b shoulders
where do i sign up

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:56 pm
by rockonin
m8son wrote:fuk dat so you have to interact with northerners?
Oh no you didn't just talk shoite about us northerner's!

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:57 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
garethom wrote:Interact in this case = hit in the chest with our faces b2b shoulders
I thought that was how you mutants in the midlands reproduced.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:01 pm
by garethom
m8son wrote:
garethom wrote:Interact in this case = hit in the chest with our faces b2b shoulders
where do i sign up
just come training and if you don't die, you're in.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:03 pm
by Forum
Blackburn's beautiful, the jewel of the north

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:11 pm
by m8son666
garethom wrote:
m8son wrote:
garethom wrote:Interact in this case = hit in the chest with our faces b2b shoulders
where do i sign up
just come training and if you don't die, you're in.
lol i'm pretty sure i would die

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:19 pm
by garethom
Naked Man Terrorizes Florida Family

In tears. The guy basically checked off the whole crazy list. :cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:
NORTH FORT MYERS, Fla. - A Florida man is facing multiple charges after reportedly running naked through a couple's home, defecating and masturbating along the way.

The homeowner and his wife heard a noise like thunder, and when they went outside to investigate they saw a naked man running on their roof, ABC7 reported .

After that, the 21-year-old naked man reportedly jumped from the roof, knocked down the homeowner and ran into the home.

Police said during the incident, the suspect pulled a TV off its stand, emptied a vacuum cleaner onto the floor, dodged three gunshots, masturbated, rubbed the couple's son's clothes on his face, defecated on the floor in two places and ate the spilled contents of the vacuum then spit it out.

The homeowners were eventually able to detain the man with a shotgun until police could respond.

Police said the man was flailing and talking nonsense, and they used a stun gun to subdue him.

The man was taken to the hospital before being booked into jail, but doctors couldn't identify what substance he was on, police said.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:20 pm
by wub
garethom wrote:Police said during the incident, the suspect pulled a TV off its stand, emptied a vacuum cleaner onto the floor, dodged three gunshots, masturbated, rubbed the couple's son's clothes on his face, defecated on the floor in two places and ate the spilled contents of the vacuum then spit it out.
...he then went into the kitchen and attempted to use their blender.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:22 pm
by hubb
Inspired.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:25 pm
by RKM
Get On His Level

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:29 pm
by Reese_Liar
Just found out Forest Swords is playing here in two weeks time, at one of the coolest venues in the city. And it's only £10 :corndance: :corndance:

Anyone seen him live before?