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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:35 pm
by djshiva
classagraphics wrote:
TEMS wrote:
I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it
granted, but an uninvited house guest eats them all

i wish Elvis were still alive
granted, but he's doing christmas duets with paris hilton.

i wish it would figure out whether it wants to rain or snow here.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:23 am
by ashley
sapphic_beats wrote:
classagraphics wrote:
TEMS wrote:
I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it
granted, but an uninvited house guest eats them all

i wish Elvis were still alive
granted, but he's doing christmas duets with paris hilton.

i wish it would figure out whether it wants to rain or snow here.
Granted, but it finally decides it wants to be a monsoon and your house gets flooded and tropical fish move in and sleep in your bed with your wife.


I wish I didnt get a croaky deeper voice when I was tired

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:27 pm
by blizzardmusic
Ashley wrote:
sapphic_beats wrote:
classagraphics wrote:
TEMS wrote:
I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it
granted, but an uninvited house guest eats them all

i wish Elvis were still alive
granted, but he's doing christmas duets with paris hilton.

i wish it would figure out whether it wants to rain or snow here.
Granted, but it finally decides it wants to be a monsoon and your house gets flooded and tropical fish move in and sleep in your bed with your wife.


I wish I didnt get a croaky deeper voice when I was tired
granted, you now sound like joe pasquale every day.
i wish i could make a brew with a click of a finger.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:21 pm
by classagraphics
BlizzardMusic wrote: i wish i could make a brew with a click of a finger.
granted, but you still find it impossible to click a single finger

i wish could've seen the hatton vs mayweather fight

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:46 pm
by ashley
classagraphics wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote: i wish i could make a brew with a click of a finger.
granted, but you still find it impossible to click a single finger

i wish could've seen the hatton vs mayweather fight
Granted but hatton got koed, so would have your TV and glass fragments would have flown into your eyes and killed you.

I wish lost things were easy to find

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:56 pm
by classagraphics
Ashley wrote:
classagraphics wrote:
I wish lost things were easy to find
granted, but nothing gets lost anymore, just placed improperly

i wish TV at 6am wasn't so lame

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:12 pm
by auan
classagraphics wrote:i wish TV at 6am wasn't so lame
granted, but now it's only good at 6am and unwatchably shit the rest of the day.

I wish I could afford Christmas :(

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:03 pm
by ashley
Auan wrote:
classagraphics wrote:i wish TV at 6am wasn't so lame
granted, but now it's only good at 6am and unwatchably shit the rest of the day.

I wish I could afford Christmas :(
Granted, but you can only afford the brussel sprouts


I wish my tv wasnt at a funny angle so I can play xbox

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:17 am
by classagraphics
Ashley wrote: I wish my tv wasnt at a funny angle so I can play xbox
granted, its perfectly straight, but turned around backwards

i wish sleep came easier

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:48 am
by ashley
classagraphics wrote:
Ashley wrote: I wish my tv wasnt at a funny angle so I can play xbox
granted, its perfectly straight, but turned around backwards

i wish sleep came easier
Granted but its even harder to wake up making you late for work 4 times in a row

I wish these post it notes actually stuck to stuff

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:57 am
by kidlogic
Granted, but now they stick to everything entirely too well and they never come off.

I wish I could make up my mind on which records to buy.

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:45 pm
by dubloke
granted but you just buy shit ones

i wish there was a night like the big apple party every week :D

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:07 pm
by blizzardmusic
Dubloke wrote:granted but you just buy shit ones

i wish there was a night like the big apple party every week :D
granted, its called larger tomato, but its 23000 miles away and you have to fly to mozambique to get tickets, and then fly to australia for the show.
you leave 2 hours late by accident and get there when everybody is leaving.

i wish i knew how to wish a decent wish that will corrupt every wishes wish.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:03 am
by ashley
BlizzardMusic wrote:
Dubloke wrote:granted but you just buy shit ones

i wish there was a night like the big apple party every week :D
granted, its called larger tomato, but its 23000 miles away and you have to fly to mozambique to get tickets, and then fly to australia for the show.
you leave 2 hours late by accident and get there when everybody is leaving.

i wish i knew how to wish a decent wish that will corrupt every wishes wish.
Granted but you broke the game, and the forums and you are banned off the internet by AOL - even though they may not be your internet provider you still are an assh*le offline

I wish I didnt wake up late most mornings :(

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:42 am
by classagraphics
Ashley wrote:
I wish I didnt wake up late most mornings :(
granted, you can thank the newly installed cattle prod alarm clock for always getting up on time

i wish clothes washed themselves

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:01 am
by *grand*
granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:21 pm
by blizzardmusic
*Grand* wrote:granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.
granted, but only in this game.
i wish i had a big hd tv in my room

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:38 pm
by ashley
BlizzardMusic wrote:
*Grand* wrote:granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.
granted, but only in this game.
i wish i had a big hd tv in my room
granted but you got no room for a bed and have to sleep on the stairs!

i wish i could use both hands the same

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:40 pm
by blizzardmusic
Ashley wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
*Grand* wrote:granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.
granted, but only in this game.
i wish i had a big hd tv in my room
granted but you got no room for a bed and have to sleep on the stairs!

i wish i could use both hands the same
granted, but they're birds feet.
i wish i was hungry enough to eat suttin nice

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:47 pm
by classagraphics
BlizzardMusic wrote: i wish i was hungry enough to eat suttin nice
granted, but your mom's not around to prepare it for you

i wish it weren't so windy