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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:39 pm
by miscreant
Apathesis wrote:Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a
^^^^^^ THE MAN
VVV THE LEGEND
-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:42 pm
by deamonds
yea or even wear a shirt saying 'i havent got tourettes, your just a tnuc'
she'll be drenched.
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:45 pm
by Dead Rats
MiscreanT wrote:Apathesis wrote:Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a
^^^^^^ THE MAN
VVV THE LEGEND
-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:08 pm
by miscreant
Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Apathesis wrote:Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a
^^^^^^ THE MAN
VVV THE LEGEND
-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:11 pm
by Dead Rats
MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Apathesis wrote:Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a
^^^^^^ THE MAN
VVV THE LEGEND
-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!
Oh, man, you really do know me too well.
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:18 pm
by miscreant
Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Apathesis wrote:
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!
Oh, man, you really do know me too well.
Like 2 peas in a pod.....2 horribly addicted to cocaine little peas in a fucking pod...
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:23 pm
by Dead Rats
MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!
Oh, man, you really do know me too well.
Like 2 peas in a pod.....2 horribly addicted to cocaine little peas in a fucking pod...
I think Wiggle Baron actually needs to rail some shit which is as pure as the fucking driven snow, anyway, coz' then maybe he'll grow some testicles and actually do something with this bird.
This bird better have a fucking broom up her arse the amount of fuss she's causing so far, Baron.
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:32 pm
by apathesis
I find it hilarious and disturbing that I always check this thread when I come on here
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:07 pm
by the wiggle baron
uninteresting story aside, depending on the response to a quick text now is the time!
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:12 pm
by magma
The Wiggle Baron wrote:uninteresting story aside, depending on the response to a quick text now is the time!
Luck...
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:13 pm
by fork
Yes, Good luck!
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:15 pm
by the wiggle baron
...still waiting on the text dammit
Asked her if she wants that cup of tea, and I know theres no one at hers or mine, pretty much know what I want to say (but fuck knows how im going to say it)
if shes up for the cup of tea its quite literally the time
...come on you non beeping phoney bastard
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:20 pm
by LEQ
I'm glad you have finally put a time on 'the time'
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:21 pm
by Dead Rats
Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:23 pm
by the wiggle baron
Dead Rats wrote:Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!
wouldnt be the previous 40 of em thats giving you that feeling by any chance?
We are pretty standardly bad at text response times. Im pretty much buzzin ready for this and...might be waiting a while lol
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:30 pm
by Pi-Krust
The Wiggle Baron wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!
wouldnt be the previous 40 of em thats giving you that feeling by any chance?
We are pretty standardly bad at text response times. Im pretty much buzzin ready for this and...might be waiting a while lol
fucks sake man i'm on tenterhooks,this shit ain't good for me nerves.
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:32 pm
by magma
The Wiggle Baron wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!
wouldnt be the previous 40 of em thats giving you that feeling by any chance?
We are pretty standardly bad at text response times. Im pretty much buzzin ready for this and...might be waiting a while lol
She's into you then. Chicks that intentionally delay replying etc are always trying to come off less interested than they really are....
And that, my friends, is relationship advice from someone with a totally fucked history with girls.
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:34 pm
by kins83
Magma wrote:
She's into you then. Chicks that intentionally delay replying etc are always trying to come off less interested than they really are....
Seconded
Magma wrote:
And that, my friends, is relationship advice from someone with a totally fucked history with girls.
Seconded
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:42 pm
by the wiggle baron
....aaahhh tick tock tick tock