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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:15 am
by Electric_Head
You're not joking dude.
I feel like punching him in the nose and then the ear, just for effect.

Little shit.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:16 am
by Johoosh
Tune battle imo

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:17 am
by magma
Agree a week with him where, if he thinks you don't show enough love now you genuinely show no love, buy him nothing, cook him nothing, drive him nowhere and give him no help whatsoever.

After giving up his buttginity for a bowl of ramen and a bus pass, he'll appreciate you much more.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:18 am
by wub
And if it does come down to you having to administer a beating, use a bag of wet sand.

It'll let him know who's boss without leaving any bruising.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:20 am
by RKM
nah a phonebook if you can still find one

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:21 am
by m8son666
Are you really advocating beating a child?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:21 am
by RKM
it's 2 late for u

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:24 am
by wub
m8son wrote:ha yh step a is a must

Gonna have a stalk on facebook first, i know her first name and uni at least lol
How's this working out, BTW?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:27 am
by Electric_Head
m8son wrote:Are you really advocating beating a child?
No, just a minor drowning.

TBF if I was your parents I would have advocated beating.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:27 am
by m8son666
Still being a beta.

Haven't found her yet lol still looking

Edit:@wub

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:33 am
by wub
m8son wrote:Still being a beta.

Haven't found her yet lol still looking

Edit:@wub
:a:

No excuse, get on it.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:51 am
by magma
wub wrote:
m8son wrote:Still being a beta.

Haven't found her yet lol still looking

Edit:@wub
:a:

No excuse, get on it.
Surely if you were working the same bar you can just, like, ask whoever gave you the job?

Did you make a move on the night? If so and you still didn't go for the digits, you're a fucking iiiiiiiiiidyot.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:53 am
by Johoosh
5er says shes not real

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:55 am
by topmo3
Harkat wrote:
nobody wrote:Saw the ad for that new TMNT film today, they have teeth :?
definitely not watching it now

loooooolll What the actual fuck

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:56 am
by RKM
naaah

like what would be the point of making up that story..............

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:59 am
by m8son666
yh lol sorry guys i made her up so you would all think i'm a pick up artist

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:03 am
by m8son666
magma wrote: Surely if you were working the same bar you can just, like, ask whoever gave you the job?

Did you make a move on the night? If so and you still didn't go for the digits, you're a fucking iiiiiiiiiidyot.
it was through some huge agency but worth a try. Yeah, i am definitely an idiot pretty sure she told me her last name, dunno why i didnt get her number.

Anyway i will find her eventually just being melodramatic lol

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:06 am
by m8son666
im just gonna listen to spooky black and cri for a bit

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:08 am
by RKM
#sadboys

#arizonaicedtea

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:49 am
by m8son666
#pixelatedtears