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Being betrayed by my foreskin and pissing down my own leg whilst at a girl's house I was hoping to charm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Being betrayed by my foreskin and pissing down my own leg whilst at a girl's house I was hoping to charm

Shit...... Thats fucking rock bottom...

What did you do?

Hatcha played a good set at Exodus April last year.

This year... shit.


what happened??

First half of his Kiss show still good though!

DZA wrote:The new myspace update

your myspace page looks so colorfull

mine looks gay to

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Being betrayed by my foreskin and pissing down my own leg whilst at a girl's house I was hoping to charm

LOL

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Being betrayed by my foreskin and pissing down my own leg whilst at a girl's house I was hoping to charm

The cat has her skin and muscle ripped, 450 quid for stitches! WTF.

WhosZena? wrote:The cat has her skin and muscle ripped, 450 quid for stitches! WTF.

Ouch. Poor kitty. My old dog decided to run in front of a car, and did her back leg in - £1000.

In related news, my mates cat has lost all it's furr on it's back end and back legs. I asked what's wrong, my mate said "he's depressed". A depressed cat?? I laughed hard.

herbalicious wrote:

WhosZena? wrote:The cat has her skin and muscle ripped, 450 quid for stitches! WTF.

Ouch. Poor kitty. My old dog decided to run in front of a car, and did her back leg in - £1000.

In related news, my mates cat has lost all it's furr on it's back end and back legs. I asked what's wrong, my mate said "he's depressed". A depressed cat?? I laughed hard.

Animals are too expensive! She wasn't even insured.
Yer cats can get depressed, and they never recover.
If he smokes weed around the cat it can make him messed up and depressed.

WhosZena? wrote:

herbalicious wrote:

WhosZena? wrote:The cat has her skin and muscle ripped, 450 quid for stitches! WTF.

Ouch. Poor kitty. My old dog decided to run in front of a car, and did her back leg in - £1000.

In related news, my mates cat has lost all it's furr on it's back end and back legs. I asked what's wrong, my mate said "he's depressed". A depressed cat?? I laughed hard.

Animals are too expensive! She wasn't even insured.
Yer cats can get depressed, and they never recover.
If he smokes weed around the cat it can make him messed up and depressed.

I didn't know. I don't think he does...Not of any significant levels anyway.

I just love the thought of the cat moaping around thinking "oooh my life is so miserable" - What is there to be miserable about in a cats life??

herbalicious wrote:
I just love the thought of the cat moaping around thinking "oooh my life is so miserable" - What is there to be miserable about in a cats life??

How about having to actualy lick shit off your own arsehole as opposed to the joy of toilet roll.

DRTY wrote:

herbalicious wrote:
I just love the thought of the cat moaping around thinking "oooh my life is so miserable" - What is there to be miserable about in a cats life??

How about having to actualy lick shit off your own arsehole as opposed to the joy of toilet roll.

It's not so bad once you get used to it.

Only had a car for a week and it's already had the lock chiseled in, the window smashed and the stereo ripped out.


Fucks sake. They did loads of cars in my area last night. Po-leese don't give a shit.

DRTY wrote:

herbalicious wrote:
I just love the thought of the cat moaping around thinking "oooh my life is so miserable" - What is there to be miserable about in a cats life??

How about having to actualy lick shit off your own arsehole as opposed to the joy of toilet roll.

Fuck sake...... I scrolled down and read that just as I was popping some Nutella coated toast in my mouth....

herbalicious wrote:I just love the thought of the cat moaping around thinking "oooh my life is so miserable" - What is there to be miserable about in a cats life??

Maybe reliving the same day over and over again your whole life.

WhosZena? wrote:

herbalicious wrote:I just love the thought of the cat moaping around thinking "oooh my life is so miserable" - What is there to be miserable about in a cats life??

Maybe reliving the same day over and over again your whole life.

Sounds like my life, and I've still got all the hair on my arse and legs...

herbalicious wrote:

WhosZena? wrote:The cat has her skin and muscle ripped, 450 quid for stitches! WTF.

Ouch. Poor kitty. My old dog decided to run in front of a car, and did her back leg in - £1000.

In related news, my mates cat has lost all it's furr on it's back end and back legs. I asked what's wrong, my mate said "he's depressed". A depressed cat?? I laughed hard.

My cat's losing hair too. She's stressed because 2 wild cats keep visiting our house for food.

Now she's on cat-prozac.

Cant sit down and write a tune without getting bored after 10 minutes
Cant finish tunes
If i do finish a tune it sounds shit

ARGHHHHHH

hmmm lost my girlfriend of 7 months, exam tomorrow, sat on my bank card and snapped it.