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classagraphics wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote: i wish i was hungry enough to eat suttin nice

granted, but your mom's not around to prepare it for you

i wish it weren't so windy

granted, but wind evolves into tornadoes in two minutes flat, and now you live in the worlds windiest part of the world.

i wish this could come back to life, so the picture association game doesn't take over.

BlizzardMusic wrote:
i wish this could come back to life, so the picture association game doesn't take over.

granted, but it all ends up getting overshadowed by the new "picture of the last shit i took" game thread

i wish for a bitch damned by god

Granted, but she eats your soul and you become an imortal zombie thursting for the blood of rats and small children.


I wish that all I wanted for xmas was my two front teeth.

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but she eats your soul and you become an imortal zombie thursting for the blood of rats and small children.


I wish that all I wanted for xmas was my two front teeth.

GRANTED! Now you will lose your two front teeth and will have to replace them with tic tacs or corn...or just be toofless?

I wish someone would come over and bake cookies with me.

granted but they have personal hygiene problems and smell so bad that you vomit in the cookie mix. you pretend it didn't happen because you don't want them to feel bad and make the cookies anyway. they taste surprisingly good considering

i wish i wasn't hungover and at work

granted, you wont be today but you will be on christmas day

i wish i didnt have exams after christmas holidays so that i could acctually have a christmas holiday instead of a 'christmas period that you have to revise over'

Granted, now they are after your summer holiday and the whole summer is a 'holiday period that you have to revise over'


I wish I had my two front teef.

Granted, but they are in size ..... just like grave stones !

I wish I could get into the christmas vibe

pdomino wrote:Granted, but they are in size ..... just like grave stones !

I wish I could get into the christmas vibe

GRANTED! You become a pack of instantly wasted batteries that was inserted into the "christmas vibe", which was just passed around a room full of swingers singing "joy to the world".

i wish i had bicycle.

Granted, but its a tandom, and you have no one to steer it.

I wish I had an egg Mc Muffin.

Ivy killed me lol

Granted, but you literally have an egg on a blueberry muffin.

I wish to finish early today.

pdomino wrote:Ivy killed me lol

Granted, but you literally have an egg on a blueberry muffin.

I wish to finish early today.

granted, but if you do you have to work on xmas day and new years day.

i wish this letter from school wasn't bad

BlizzardMusic wrote:

pdomino wrote:Ivy killed me lol

Granted, but you literally have an egg on a blueberry muffin.

I wish to finish early today.

granted, but if you do you have to work on xmas day and new years day.

i wish this letter from school wasn't bad

Granted, but the school's death threats and phone calls are pretty bad


I wish that I was getting laid over the weekend.

DJelements wrote:
I wish that I was getting laid over the weekend.

Granted, but the only person who'll sleep with you has no teeth and a pegleg.

I wish I got the whole week off for christmas.

Chu wrote:

DJelements wrote:
I wish that I was getting laid over the weekend.

Granted, but the only person who'll sleep with you has no teeth and a pegleg.

I wish I got the whole week off for christmas.

granted, but you have to rape a sheep for 12 hours a day to subscripe for the days off.

i wish my manager would fucking fone already

granted but its to tell you you've been dropped from channel u

i wish i was doing a magnificent dance

dubluke wrote:granted but its to tell you you've been dropped from channel u

i wish i was doing a magnificent dance

granted, but its the river dance.
i wish i had a chocolate bar

BlizzardMusic wrote:granted, but its the river dance.
i wish i had a chocolate bar

Granted, go ahead, eat it ... its a doggy bar.
I wish I could sleep.

pdomino wrote: I wish I could sleep.

granted but you never wake up again

i wish the patriots lose

granted but patriots are your club.
i wish i could eat lots and not get fat