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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:33 am
by Liam92
ezza wrote:ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us
never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:48 am
by sigbowls
i watched the top 100 most viewed youtube videos and now i have justin bieber stuck in my head.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:08 am
by OGLemon
I need to up my drug game
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:33 am
by rickyarbino
Liam92 wrote:ezza wrote:ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us
never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that
What were you thinking about willies as you typed this?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:19 am
by DiegoSapiens
Liam92 wrote:ezza wrote:ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us
never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:01 am
by magma
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:43 am
by Liam92
rickyarbino wrote:Liam92 wrote:ezza wrote:ahhh the dirtiest thing happened too... my one mate passed out with his wool drug bag thing in his pants. pissed himself and the wool bag full of pills like dissolved... so he strained it out into glasses and we each necked a good few gulps of his piss and dissolved pills. must of been like 15 pills between us
never come up again so hard in my life

I willy hope you didn't do that
What were you thinking about willies as you typed this?
It's a pun ffs

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:35 pm
by ezza
i really dont know what to do about my rent
ive managed to pay £255 of the £422 :/
anyone have experience with missing rent? do they normally give you a bit of time if you can explain your problem. i mean ive paid every month on time so far
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:39 pm
by Liam92
ezza wrote:i really dont know what to do about my rent
ive managed to pay £255 of the £422 :/
anyone have experience with missing rent? do they normally give you a bit of time if you can explain your problem. i mean ive paid every month on time so far
I think if you tell them you spent your rent money on drugs they just let you off. I'm not a landlord so I can't say for sure.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:40 pm
by magma
ezza wrote:i really dont know what to do about my rent
ive managed to pay £255 of the £422 :/
anyone have experience with missing rent? do they normally give you a bit of time if you can explain your problem. i mean ive paid every month on time so far
Tell them the situation (probably leave out the bit about spending it all on coke and hookers in favour of "I had to buy a load of textbooks' or something) and I doubt they'll mind it being a little bit late.
Alternatively, if they're up for the madbantz, tell them the whole story and they'll probably let you live rent free for the rest of the year.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:49 pm
by ezza
also i just checked my bank statement and my mom gave me £100 at 11.45 sunday night
i have no recollection of this but my mate just said that i rang her. my parents wouldnt just give me a £100 so i must of made up some pretty good lie. but i cant remember what it was so im scared to ring her
this is honestly one of the worst comedowns ever. i feel so guilty
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:03 pm
by RKM
thanks for reminding me to pay rent
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:09 pm
by hubb
You can probably get to wait a month if you ask nicely... maybe consider going there in person though.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:12 pm
by hubb
And dont get your mother to finance prostitution m8 that is the definition of wrong
It's bad enough in the first place
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:15 pm
by magma
ezza wrote:also i just checked my bank statement and my mom gave me £100 at 11.45 sunday night
i have no recollection of this but my mate just said that i rang her. my parents wouldnt just give me a £100 so i must of made up some pretty good lie. but i cant remember what it was so im scared to ring her
"But Muuuuuuuuuuuuuum.... IT TASTES LIKE HARRIIIBBBBOOOOOO."
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:16 pm
by hubb
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:16 pm
by ezza
loool ffs
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:19 pm
by Muncey
Thats impressive though, convincing your mum to send you money when you're that spannered.. I couldn't get £10 out of my mum if I was out, she can tell when I've had like 2 pints over the phone lol. Used to try blag I was doing overtime when I was actually in the pub when I was younger, never worked.. not once.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:30 pm
by ezza
thats what i mean tho... it must of been one hell of a lie
wtf do you need £100 for instantly at 11.45 on a sunday
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:03 pm
by ultraspatial
ezza wrote:also i just checked my bank statement and my mom gave me £100 at 11.45 sunday night
i have no recollection of this but my mate just said that i rang her. my parents wouldnt just give me a £100 so i must of made up some pretty good lie. but i cant remember what it was so im scared to ring her
this is honestly one of the worst comedowns ever. i feel so guilty
was gonna suggest asking your parents for some money, saying you've been robbed or smth but i'm guessing that won't work now