This ass-clown acts like such a knob on the internet like hes some big time house producer. Apart that his music is pure garbage (production and composition) I can't handle his swag..
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:59 pm
by soronery
strong laptop stare whilst mixing
cant be using your ears like an idiot
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:09 pm
by SignalRecon
Ye, that's why I got Lasiks, can't be squinting like DJ Aaron Jackson over here. Also the best way to make minute pitch adjustments to a track is to simultaneously make increments on the pitch and take wild uncontrolled wrist cranks on the centre of the plate, all pros do that
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:19 pm
by jrkhnds
^ tbf when track B is running 4 or 5 bpm slower than A, I spin it up until it matches whilst cranking up the pitch and then pitch-ride and ajust from there.
people who don't own any records, can't spin vinyl yet play traktor / serato with timecode vinyl are the least credible "djs" imho. I'll book a controller dj over this kind of person everytime.
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:40 pm
by OGLemon
those are probably the worst tattoos I've ever seen in my life
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:04 pm
by hubb
SignalRecon wrote:Ye, that's why I got Lasiks, can't be squinting like DJ Aaron Jackson over here. Also the best way to make minute pitch adjustments to a track is to simultaneously make increments on the pitch and take wild uncontrolled wrist cranks on the centre of the plate, all pros do that
i think he's imagining its his dads nipple
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:18 pm
by hifi
SignalRecon wrote:
This ass-clown acts like such a knob on the internet like hes some big time house producer. Apart that his music is pure garbage (production and composition) I can't handle his swag..
buy him one of these for that dell in the 2nd pic
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 6:44 pm
by SignalRecon
heh yea, even that timecode vinyl is rekt with dust.
not only did you not realise that rage comics still exist, but the angriest children in the universe have created the most abstract awful art that could only have come from those without formal training, and they have gathered them here for you
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:46 pm
by OGLemon
I don't even know how to respond
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:21 pm
by dickman69
so outdated to shit on djs for serato stare tbh
at least hes not one of the 90% of "djs" nowadays that just buys a mixtrack pro & pirates his shit music
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:36 pm
by ehbes
OGLemon wrote:I don't even know how to respond
with a business card to a psychologist
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:56 pm
by SignalRecon
You can play stolen mp3's on serato, it even accepts youtube rips
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:04 pm
by topmo3
I used to mix by ear before I used serato and traktor but then I started paying attention to what happens on the screen cause it's much easier and more fun. I've already proved I can mix vinyl lol so I can do whatever I want
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:14 pm
by nobody
topmo3 wrote:and more fun.
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:27 am
by Shum
they should gamify Serato and the like:
"FIVE PERFECT BLENDS IN A ROW. NEW COMBO HIGH SCORE!"
"DOUBLE DROP BONUS"
"YOU JUST DROPPED A RECORD MADE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. CRATEDIGGER BONUS!"
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:56 am
by hubb
get to find a magic flute
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 2:03 am
by sigbowls
i dont even
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:57 am
by SignalRecon
Shum wrote:
they should gamify Serato and the like:
"FIVE PERFECT BLENDS IN A ROW. NEW COMBO HIGH SCORE!"
"DOUBLE DROP BONUS"
"YOU JUST DROPPED A RECORD MADE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. CRATEDIGGER BONUS!"
I'd play. Im sort of a big deal in WoW, DnDO, GW2 and COD
Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:03 pm
by nobody
I went for a meal the other night and a women that I didn't know started crying once everyone had arrived, she said that seeing all of us coming together reminded her of how lonely she is, it was awkward and sad