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kidshuffle wrote:thats pretty impressive tbh

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I tried to force out a quick one incognito style at someone elses house (friend of a friend) once but it was anything but clean, with no toilet roll and not wanting to expose the game by asking, I used a nearby flannel, rinsed as best and as quick as I could after I cleaned out my rarse, rolled it up inwards and pocketed that bitch. Knowing I was sat there with strangers, face-cloth now turned shitrag in my hoody pocket was unbearable pressure, I pulled the old gotta make a quick phone call outside trick, and fucking launched that thing 2 gardens up, went back inside like I had just pulled off a gem heist... FELT FUCKING AWESOME, as did my clean arse . I now carry a small pack of babywipes in my rucksack of urban essentials like the fucking woman I am (I have a rape alarm in the rucksack also ). Later that night though I thought to myself "I bet they clock the missing flannel, FUCK"

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I tried to force out a quick one incognito style at someone elses house (friend of a friend) once but it was anything but clean, with no toilet roll and not wanting to expose the game by asking, I used a nearby flannel, rinsed as best and as quick as I could after I cleaned out my rarse, rolled it up inwards and pocketed that bitch. Knowing I was sat there with strangers, face-cloth now turned shitrag in my hoody pocket was unbearable pressure, I pulled the old gotta make a quick phone call outside trick, and fucking launched that thing 2 gardens up, went back inside like I had just pulled off a gem heist... FELT FUCKING AWESOME, as did my clean arse . I now carry a small pack of babywipes in my rucksack of urban essentials like the fucking woman I am (I have a rape alarm in the rucksack also ). Later that night though I thought to myself "I bet they clock the missing flannel, FUCK"