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granted but you can only eat celery
i wish the forum hadnt broke and lost the best part of 40 of my posts

Dubloke wrote:granted but you can only eat celery

I wish the forum hadnt broke and lost the best part of 40 of my posts

Granted, they were never posted.

I wish that I actually got the courage to bone my girlfriend before we split and she started dating a creepy dude.

EDIT: She was the sex before first date type, and I was like "OSHIT HERPES", then later found out she was a virgin at the time. dammit

Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.

pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.

Ahem.

kidlogic wrote:

pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.

Ahem.

I wish kidlogic would wish or GTFO mai intrnetz.

DJelements wrote:

kidlogic wrote:

pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.

Ahem.

I wish kidlogic would wish or GTFO mai intrnetz.

granted, but he wishes for you to fuck off, and he grants true wishes.
i wish tony hawks proving ground and the ps2 controller would come already!

BlizzardMusic wrote:

DJelements wrote:

kidlogic wrote:

pdomino wrote:Man thats confusing ^ ... sex before date, wish u'd boned her, girlfriend, creepy dude

You did bone her ..... and got herpes, gonnorhea and syphilis for your troubles.

Ahem.

I wish kidlogic would wish or GTFO mai intrnetz.

granted, but he wishes for you to fuck off, and he grants true wishes.
i wish tony hawks proving ground and the ps2 controller would come already!

Im in ur forumz, grantin ur wishiz...


granted, but the controlers broke and instead of Tony Hawk's Proving Ground you get Tony Blairs' Parlimentary Fun-Time, which sucks. Bad.

I wish I had a car.

granted, its a pink mini cooper owned by phil collins.

i wish i had a hd tv.

Granted, but its just fallen off the wall cause you couldnt find the proper wall-mount and said "Fuck it, tape should work..."

I wish I had better coffee here at work.

Its a confusing read, she likes sex before marriage but is a virgin lol

Granted, but you have to pick it up from Columbia.

I wish it would snow harder.

I was just "ahem"ing cause you forgot to wish...

Granted, but it all starts to turn yellow...


I wish for whirrled peas.

granted. the world is replaced peacefully with this:



i wish i had my own 900 number this week.

Granted but the LA Weekly gets your number mixed up with the number for the World of Warcraft helpline and you keep getting geeks calling looking for help with their level 3 elves and asking where to find the Sword of Truth.

I wish I had Ivy's 900 number...

*Thanks Kid, get ya *

Granted, but she has no ears to hear you

I wish I wasnt at work.

granted, but you live in a stable.
i wish i had a new dressing gown.

BlizzardMusic wrote:granted, but you live in a stable.
i wish i had a new dressing gown.

Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock

Ashley wrote:

BlizzardMusic wrote:granted, but you live in a stable.
i wish i had a new dressing gown.

Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock

Granted, all it has now is premium stock that is way to overpriced for you to afford.

I wish I knew what prett was.

kidlogic wrote:

Ashley wrote:
Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock

Granted, all it has now is premium stock that is way to overpriced for you to afford.

I wish I knew what prett was.

Granted, but it's the world's shadow government, and you die a tortuous death. VERY VERY SLOWWWWWLY.

I wish that I would die peacefully in a sea of happy manatees and at the age of 90, with all my loved ones in perfect understanding of my upcoming death.

DJelements wrote:

kidlogic wrote:

Ashley wrote:
Granted, but its your uncles and there is a hole in the pocket on the inside.

I wish prett didnt have rubbish stock

Granted, all it has now is premium stock that is way to overpriced for you to afford.

I wish I knew what prett was.

Granted, but it's the world's shadow government, and you die a tortuous death. VERY VERY SLOWWWWWLY.

I wish that I would die peacefully in a sea of happy manatees and at the age of 90, with all my loved ones in perfect understanding of my upcoming death.

Granted, you died due to a heart attack and now the manatees are raping your body.

I wish my subway sandwich lasted longer

Ashley wrote:
I wish my subway sandwich lasted longer

Granted, you have no mouth and now it lasts for a very very very long time, because you can't eat it.

I wish the internet was more than just a big truck, something I just put things in.