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Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:52 am
by magma
JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:
"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"
Slam Dunk.

Marry it.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:54 am
by Dead Rats
JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:
"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"
Slam Dunk.

I wouldn't of put ol' Jacqueline as the blowjob type myself, but I guess it was a pleasent surprise.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:05 am
by JFK
Dead Rats wrote:JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:
"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"
Slam Dunk.

I wouldn't of put ol' Jacqueline as the blowjob type myself, but I guess it was a pleasent surprise.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:49 pm
by tr0tsky
Just got Assassin's Creed II pon the xbox.
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:03 pm
by magma
Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

Re:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:05 pm
by herbalicious
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

I thought it was quite good....very...different....but in a good way!
Re:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:30 pm
by tr0tsky
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?

Re: Re:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:15 pm
by magma
tr0tsky wrote:magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?

I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:49 pm
by kidshuffle
kejk wrote:kidshuffle wrote:I might have gotten another residency tonight

An other, or another?!
Another! I just have to send the guy a mix, although he was listening to my set live and was jerking off about it lol
Re: Re:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:51 pm
by kidshuffle
magma wrote:tr0tsky wrote:magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?

I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.
I will pray for you to make sure it happens

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:07 pm
by elibomyekip
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:25 pm
by JFK
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:32 pm
by collige
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:13 pm
by bassbum
Parsons rant in "do you think humanity is worth saving?"
some epic stuff in there
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:21 pm
by firky
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:39 pm
by bassbum
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:11 am
by sigbowls
collige wrote:
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.
wow
Re: Re:
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:47 am
by tr0tsky
magma wrote:tr0tsky wrote:magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too!

Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom?

I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.
I'll shall be thinking about you two in a passionate embrace.
Dubstepforum: better than porn.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:13 am
by NilsFG
elibomyekip wrote:
Shadrack! Buss out dem skates!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:48 pm
by firky
signals wrote:collige wrote:
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.
wow
Carrot knife crime is even better.