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Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:52 am
by magma
JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:

"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"

Slam Dunk. :D
Marry it.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:54 am
by Dead Rats
JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:

"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"

Slam Dunk. :D
I wouldn't of put ol' Jacqueline as the blowjob type myself, but I guess it was a pleasent surprise.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:05 am
by JFK
Dead Rats wrote:
JFK wrote:My beautiful girlfriend waking me up this morning with the words:

"Im gonna be really late for work! If I suck you off and make you a bacon sandwich will you give me a lift?"

Slam Dunk. :D
I wouldn't of put ol' Jacqueline as the blowjob type myself, but I guess it was a pleasent surprise.
:lol:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:49 pm
by tr0tsky
Just got Assassin's Creed II pon the xbox.

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:03 pm
by magma
Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too! :D

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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:05 pm
by herbalicious
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too! :D
I thought it was quite good....very...different....but in a good way!

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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:30 pm
by tr0tsky
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too! :D
Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom? :w: :wink:

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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:15 pm
by magma
tr0tsky wrote:
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too! :D
Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom? :w: :wink:
I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:49 pm
by kidshuffle
kejk wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:I might have gotten another residency tonight :D
An other, or another?!
Another! I just have to send the guy a mix, although he was listening to my set live and was jerking off about it lol

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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:51 pm
by kidshuffle
magma wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too! :D
Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom? :w: :wink:
I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.
I will pray for you to make sure it happens :idea:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:07 pm
by elibomyekip
Image

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:25 pm
by JFK
elibomyekip wrote:Image
wtf?? :lol: :lol:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:32 pm
by collige
JFK wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:Image
wtf?? :lol: :lol:
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:13 pm
by bassbum
Parsons rant in "do you think humanity is worth saving?"
some epic stuff in there

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:21 pm
by firky
1oz of morrocon hashish winging it's way to me shortly and all for free (well, apart from the bit where I had to design a website and accompanying flyers)

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Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:39 pm
by bassbum
firky wrote:1oz of morrocon hashish winging it's way to me shortly and all for free (well, apart from the bit where I had to design a website and accompanying flyers)

Image

Image

Image
:lol:

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:11 am
by sigbowls
collige wrote:
JFK wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:Image
wtf?? :lol: :lol:
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.
wow

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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:47 am
by tr0tsky
magma wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:
magma wrote:Friday... in the office for a couple of hours in the morning before driving up to see my lady for the first time since she left London... we're going to see Kick Ass, too! :D
Are you gonna rag her one in the poom-poom? :w: :wink:
I've got to fill a *rented* car with boxes of her shit and take it up for her... if I don't get laid, the world is incredibly wrong.
I'll shall be thinking about you two in a passionate embrace.

Dubstepforum: better than porn.

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:13 am
by NilsFG
elibomyekip wrote:Image
Shadrack! Buss out dem skates!

Re: things that have made you happy today

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:48 pm
by firky
signals wrote:
collige wrote:
JFK wrote:
elibomyekip wrote:Image
wtf?? :lol: :lol:
Search for a thread called "hood shit" for the full vid.
wow
Carrot knife crime is even better.