Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:27 pm
coffee always helps
and thinking about it also gets one or two things rolling
and thinking about it also gets one or two things rolling
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:07 am
my toilet is getting abused
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:46 am
Mountain Dew Code Red is probably the best laxative out there. Mud butt every time.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:10 am
excuse me for a second
im going to take a shit
im going to take a shit
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:20 pm
Bro tip: if you go for a shit in a public place like q service station, use the disabled loo. Less people use it so its cleaner and you have so much space!
worst experience: taking a shit in college and someone comes and sits in the cubicle next to me, we then both try to sgit as quietly as possible. When I am washing my hands he comes out and it turns out that hes someone who I met on a field trip the week before. Awkwar as hell
also, I was once having a piss in the college urinal and my chemistry teacher sidles up in the urinal next to me, starts training his dragon then says to me mid-piss "shouldn't you be in lesson"
I died that day
worst experience: taking a shit in college and someone comes and sits in the cubicle next to me, we then both try to sgit as quietly as possible. When I am washing my hands he comes out and it turns out that hes someone who I met on a field trip the week before. Awkwar as hell
also, I was once having a piss in the college urinal and my chemistry teacher sidles up in the urinal next to me, starts training his dragon then says to me mid-piss "shouldn't you be in lesson"
I died that day
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:19 pm
wow you're incredibly sad ^
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:34 pm
gwa wrote:wow you're incredibly sad ^
I know right
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:53 pm
i feel like ive just lost 5 pounds
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:33 pm
Poopin on the job
Feels good man
Feels good man
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:43 pm
kidshuffle wrote:Poopin on the job
Feels good man
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:36 pm
if ur out and about and need a place to shit don't go to mcdonalds cos every guy and his nan will go to mcdonalds so the loo is normally a state
use the loo at a place like topshop. far cleaner and you'll actually get loo seats and bog roll
use the loo at a place like topshop. far cleaner and you'll actually get loo seats and bog roll
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:46 pm
#poowisdom
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:51 pm
My IBS has been flaring up of late, meaning no consistency whatsoever, might go for a colonic irrigation.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:52 pm
Destroyed the work lavs as usual, by now they must surely regret making the toilets unisex seeing as I spend a good 20 minutes every day wrecking the placePinUp wrote:kidshuffle wrote:Poopin on the job
Feels good man
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:57 pm
No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:06 pm
Grab your hamstrings and lift them up so your knees are towards your head, like you are about to receive a missionary style pummeling... now when you feel your muscles relax, role forward on the seat and grab your ankles and your holio should release a dollop, repeat this until your arse is exhausted like a finished tube of toothpaste.MrBlack wrote:No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:16 pm
sounds like this guy knows his shitPedro Sánchez wrote:Grab your hamstrings and lift them up so your knees are towards your head, like you are about to receive a missionary style pummeling... now when you feel your muscles relax, role forward on the seat and grab your ankles and your holio should release a dollop, repeat this until your arse is exhausted like a finished tube of toothpaste.MrBlack wrote:No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:20 pm
Pro Tip: If your struggling to empty out your bowels for whatever reason, take a couple of table spoons of Olive Oil lol It works like a charm.
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:22 pm
difference wrote:sounds like this guy knows his shitPedro Sánchez wrote:Grab your hamstrings and lift them up so your knees are towards your head, like you are about to receive a missionary style pummeling... now when you feel your muscles relax, role forward on the seat and grab your ankles and your holio should release a dollop, repeat this until your arse is exhausted like a finished tube of toothpaste.MrBlack wrote:No matter how hard I try, I can never poo in a public toilet. I could have the shits and all that'd happen is a wispy wet fart. Do you think there's some sort of mental block your brain sends to your gut, that only allows you to poo when fully relaxed?
Re: Post here when you have had a poo
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:33 pm
wub wrote: