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Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:19 am
by Dankhurricane
No. I snuck into the baseball dugouts and fucked the first guy I ever smoked pot with.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:21 am
by gwa
cool story .

aneway im probs gonna go to MN next year for a few month. send me ur digits n we can meet up n maybe practises reproducing... platonically, standard.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:23 am
by Dankhurricane
Do you know how far away California is from Minnesota. .....?

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:26 am
by gwa
you'll be pleased to know that i smoke bare weed n can last for 27 minutes sober, 4+ hours when drunk and unlimited when on coke.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:28 am
by Dankhurricane
What does that have to do with anything.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:28 am
by HRKRT
Dankhurricane wrote:No. I snuck into the baseball dugouts and fucked the first guy I ever smoked pot with.

wow i cant believe taking someones virginity is as easy as passing a zoot to them

that would have solved a lot of problems earlier on in life

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:28 am
by gwa
Dankhurricane wrote:Do you know how far away California is from Minnesota. .....?
yeah i caught a flight from msp to lax last Xmas..4 hours or so

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:33 am
by Dankhurricane
HRKRT wrote:
Dankhurricane wrote:No. I snuck into the baseball dugouts and fucked the first guy I ever smoked pot with.

wow i cant believe taking someones virginity is as easy as passing a zoot to them

that would have solved a lot of problems earlier on in life
No that's just how the relationship started. gives you something to do to hang out until you start fucking.

But I took his virginity too.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:36 am
by Dankhurricane
gwa wrote:
Dankhurricane wrote:Do you know how far away California is from Minnesota. .....?
yeah i caught a flight from msp to lax last Xmas..4 hours or so
Let me knowwhen you get here.
bwhhaahahahahahah

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:42 am
by gwa
don't start getting all high maintenance on me. i invited you!!

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:43 am
by kingldub
California girls are skanks.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:47 am
by gwa
katy perry says different and she's fit so fu

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:48 am
by kingldub
gwa wrote:katy perry says different and she's fit so fu

Katy Perry says a lot of things.....

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:52 am
by nowaysj
Coppola wrote:girls + dreads = :U:

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:53 pm
by Dankhurricane
How would I get to Minnesota!?!
Listen, you get to California and I'll let you know where to get that DANK.
And you're th one who likes me anyway!
California is a huge state with a lot of girls. Its hard to believe we're all skanks.
I mean... were undeniable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top?
Its difficult to hate that song and be a California girl at the same time.
But its every fucking where so I can get past that difficulty.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:04 pm
by gwa
can't we skype? what's so bad about it.. i hate posting on my phone.

did you sleep well btw?

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:08 pm
by gwa
girl don't tell me i need to go to Cali to score some grade. i will smoke you under the table

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:09 pm
by DZA
:lol: wtf

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:45 pm
by helix
DZA wrote: :lol: wtf
This.

Re: Secret Ninja WAGs *NSFW*

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:53 pm
by faust.dtc
You do realise that DankHurricane is actually Bass Herts/Burial/Zomby/Dubluke...