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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:20 am
by pdomino
Granted, he hasnt and the world moves on just as badly as it did before, thanks.

I wish for some fresh female attention

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:17 pm
by daydreamingjerk
pdomino wrote:Granted, he hasnt and the world moves on just as badly as it did before, thanks.

I wish for some fresh female attention
Granted, you now have a stalker psychotic girlfriend in the process.

I wish I could have stayed in bed.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:30 pm
by stanton
daydreamingjerk wrote: Granted, you now have a stalker psychotic girlfriend in the process.

I wish I could have stayed in bed.
Granted but your house was due for demolition this morning.

I wish P Man hadn't quit the forum.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:55 pm
by spooKs
stanton wrote:I wish P Man hadn't quit the forum.
Granted, but you are now an izan bred mousekateer sex slave

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:56 pm
by kidlogic
spooKs wrote:
stanton wrote:I wish P Man hadn't quit the forum.
Granted, but you are now an izan bred mousekateer sex slave
*Ahem*

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:57 pm
by stanton
spooKs wrote:
stanton wrote:I wish P Man hadn't quit the forum.
Granted, but you are now an izan bred mousekateer sex slave
Is that also the wish you're making too?

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:28 pm
by pdomino
Drop a wish Spooks.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:05 pm
by djelements
I'm starting a new one.


I wish i haz a bukkit.

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:55 pm
by kidlogic
DJelements wrote:I'm starting a new one.


I wish i haz a bukkit.
Granted, u can haz a bukkit, but oh noes, sombuddy stole u bukkit!

I wish my cat could talk and tell me what he does all day

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:17 pm
by blizzardmusic
kidlogic wrote:
DJelements wrote:I'm starting a new one.


I wish i haz a bukkit.
Granted, u can haz a bukkit, but oh noes, sombuddy stole u bukkit!

I wish my cat could talk and tell me what he does all day
granted, but his breath lures you away quickly.
i wish dubstepforumawards stream wud start already

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:21 pm
by vonboyage
BlizzardMusic wrote: granted, but his breath lures you away quickly.
i wish dubstepforumawards stream wud start already
Granted, but Threnody is on subfm, which pissess all over it anyway*

I wish i werent so broke right now

*dont slate me, i cudnt think of anything else lol

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:22 pm
by silentk
Vonboyage wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote: granted, but his breath lures you away quickly.
i wish dubstepforumawards stream wud start already
Granted, but Threnody is on subfm, which pissess all over it anyway*

I wish i werent so broke right now

*dont slate me, i cudnt think of anything else lol
granted, except its all monopoly money :D

i wish for massive bollocks

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:23 pm
by vonboyage
SilentK wrote: i wish for massive bollocks
Granted, but all the cities cats can't stop scratching at em.

I wish i was an ugly person :wink:

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:24 pm
by classagraphics
I wish i was an ugly person :wink:[/quote]

granted, but you must endure 30 years in a Guatamalan prison to get that way

i wish more chicks would pop, lock, and drop it at dubstep nights

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:12 pm
by dr ddd
classagraphics wrote:I wish i was an ugly person :wink:

granted, but you must endure 30 years in a Guatamalan prison to get that way

i wish more chicks would pop, lock, and drop it at dubstep nights
granted, but they all grew up and became fully fledged hens, laying eggs willy nilly all over the place so you keep stepping on them mid-skank

i wish i had a clone

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:51 pm
by thief
Granted, but it's more winsome than you and all your friends like it better than the original.

I wish I had some ham at hand.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:13 am
by ashley
thief wrote:Granted, but it's more winsome than you and all your friends like it better than the original.

I wish I had some ham at hand.
granted but it only goes fap fap :lol: :lol:


I wish I was motivated to do shit...

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:14 am
by djelements
Ashley wrote:
I wish I was motivated to do shit...
Granted, you are motivated only to be a coprophiliac weirdo.


I wish I had a girlfriend at the moment.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:41 am
by thief
granted, but she's 80 and actually in love with Luke...

I wish I could apply myself to the work at hand instead of posting here...

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:31 am
by djelements
thief wrote:granted, but she's 80 and actually in love with Luke...

I wish I could apply myself to the work at hand instead of posting here...
Granted, the work at hand is sex with the 80 year old woman.

I wish our corruptions were more original.