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Raggles wrote: One of the funnniest moments of my life...Just watching a stream of urine...flowing out my dick...onto another human being.

wobbles wrote:Wow rly did it make u hard

too much

One of recently was probly going skiing on my dogs massive turd few weeks back. Oh did i mention i can't ski and it was in the fucking dark.
Basicly i came in from the pub bout 11.30pm and as i walking through the door my dog started nagging to go in garden for a piss, but as i walked into the living room after taking my shoes off i slid across the rug and was just like oh no fuck. so i turn on the lights to see a massive shit now spread across the rug. i went mental at my dog only for like 10secs but i felt bad. oh and yes i was lucky enough to have the job of cleaning it all up.

therapist wrote:I'm starting to think all this gut-rumbling sub-bass is causing you guys actual bladder/bowel problems. There must be some relation between your musical tastes and your collective incontinence.

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I remember going to Download festival in 2010 with a couple of mates. My mate went in one of those portaloo toilets for a shit and realised there was no toilet roll. When he came out he said he had to wipe his arse with his ham sandwiches lol Didn't ask him if he used the buttered sides lol

Not listening to the doctors advice after an operation.

In the meat district somewhere in Borneo with my grandparents in the 00´s, I saw an old guy.. that we thought was just very eager to mix some paint or something... but he was actually trying to eat a live rat trapped in a bucket by stabbing it with one chopstick frantically..

mentioned this before.

got bled on.

rockonin wrote:I remember going to Download festival in 2010 with a couple of mates. My mate went in one of those portaloo toilets for a shit and realised there was no toilet roll. When he came out he said he had to wipe his arse with his ham sandwiches lol Didn't ask him if he used the buttered sides lol

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