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granted but you'll never get to see em, you've accidentally fallen in a tank of horny dolphins


i wish i had an underwater camera

barryhercules wrote:granted but you'll never get to see em, you've accidentally fallen in a tank of horny dolphins


i wish i had an underwater camera

Granted, but you've accidentally fallen in a tank of horny dolphins.

Ey, you knew it was comin'.

I wish my friend's car had an awesome system.

Granted. He proceeds to batter you with brown note as soon as you enter the car. You shit yourself all over his upholstry and your friend is quite upset as he did not imagine that the brown note would work so well. But it worked so well that you've shat your entire stomach and surrounding organs into his soooped up whip.

I wish the last half an hour of work would go quicker !

tempest wrote:Granted. He proceeds to batter you with brown note as soon as you enter the car. You shit yourself all over his upholstry and your friend is quite upset as he did not imagine that the brown note would work so well. But it worked so well that you've shat your entire stomach and surrounding organs into his soooped up whip.

I wish the last half an hour of work would go quicker !

Granted...it does...and your fired



I wish Scientology died in my arms as I spat in its face...

hahaha.

Granted but now tom cruise has nothing and is forced to put all his cash into something else which happens to be nuclear weapons, unleashes them all upon the earth Xenu style.

I wish that I get a ride to distance in sydney on friday, + free beers when i enter + all the DJ's records to take home with me

tempest wrote:hahaha.

Granted but now tom cruise has nothing and is forced to put all his cash into something else which happens to be nuclear weapons, unleashes them all upon the earth Xenu style.

I wish that I get a ride to distance in sydney on friday, + free beers when i enter + all the DJ's records to take home with me

FYI. He put hydrogen bombs in a volcano!

Granted, but you tread on your own shoelaces and fall down loads of steps and you are paralysed from the neck down.

I wish I could be bothered to finish gotdarker.com

Granted, but the website is about the night sky, zzzzzzzzzzzz

I wish I had a bacon barm right now

granted, but i just snuck up behind you and wolfed the whole lot...

I wish I had my own island in Hawaii

edited for timing...

granted but it's inhabitants are highly vicious hams. you try to touch them but each time you try they bite off a finger

i wish i had a labrakeet

hurrah for the double ham attack. good work kidlogic

badger wrote:granted but it's inhabitants are highly vicious hams. you try to touch them but each time you try they bite off a finger

i wish i had a labrakeet

(thanks... edited placement, same answer)

You do, but its a very anti-ham labrakeet and needs to be 'put down'

I wish I had some Big Pink, the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham.

granted but it has the breath freshening power of this ham...

datura wrote:

I wish I could have two hours sleep for each actual hour asleep...

wish damnit

thief wrote:granted but it has the breath freshening power of this ham...

datura wrote:

I wish I could have two hours sleep for each actual hour asleep...

Granted, you sleep half an infinity.

I wish I could count to half an infinity.

Granted.. But some asshole would keep calling and cause you to loose count!

I wish for stronger cigarettes...

granted but they are laced with cyanide

i wish for a seasoned cod dinner from lidl

captaindboom wrote:granted but they are laced with cyanide

i wish for a seasoned cod dinner from lidl

granted but its laced with cyanide

I wish I had the time to finish the mix Im working on so I can get to the other three I have lined up.

Granted, but you have a horrible ear infection that lasts a month.


I wish to get a pair of Rachel Ray's dirty skibs so I can gag myself with them.

granted, but their edible, so they dissolve and you don't gag, you just get a stomach full of rachel rays excretions

i wish this were the roman forum