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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:09 pm
by magma
JFK wrote:Was taking a piss at work earlier.

Managed to piss all over the seat.

No bog roll so I slipped my shoe off to use my sock (I know is fucking gross but its a unisex toilet and there are some FITTIES in the office and the last thing I wanted is for one of them to sit down in my espresso infused piss).

Didnt remember to lock the toilet door.

My (female middle aged) manager opens the shit house door to see me rubbing my be-socked foot around the bog seat.

Now Im pretty sure eveyone thinks Im a total freak with some wierd fetish for rubbing my feet on bog seats.

FML.
That is fucking GOLD.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:18 pm
by HamCrescendo
Got a new laptop for uni, but copying music across is longgg.

Also, still can't get on dsf via firefox.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:08 am
by hackman
JFK wrote:Was taking a piss at work earlier.

Managed to piss all over the seat.

No bog roll so I slipped my shoe off to use my sock (I know is fucking gross but its a unisex toilet and there are some FITTIES in the office and the last thing I wanted is for one of them to sit down in my espresso infused piss).

Didnt remember to lock the toilet door.

My (female middle aged) manager opens the shit house door to see me rubbing my be-socked foot around the bog seat.

Now Im pretty sure eveyone thinks Im a total freak with some wierd fetish for rubbing my feet on bog seats.

FML.
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:25 am
by hackman
this forum
being so fukcing dead and boring and shit

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:52 am
by nicenice
People, the time of year.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:01 pm
by stephisaint
Women.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:11 pm
by DRTY
hackman wrote:this forum
being so fukcing dead and boring and shit
Think it's because of that virus stuff.... wasnt letting me access it for a good two days

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:20 pm
by faust.dtc
stephisaint wrote:Women.
Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:29 pm
by hackman
DRTY wrote:
hackman wrote:this forum
being so fukcing dead and boring and shit
Think it's because of that virus stuff.... wasnt letting me access it for a good two days
yeah this place is boring now, come back!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:53 pm
by stephisaint
faust.dtc wrote:
stephisaint wrote:Women.
Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3
:lol: Using heart shaped emoticons?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:01 pm
by faust.dtc
stephisaint wrote:
faust.dtc wrote:
stephisaint wrote:Women.
Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3
:lol: Using heart shaped emoticons?
Arent I just the romantic...

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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:41 pm
by stephisaint
faust.dtc wrote:
stephisaint wrote:
faust.dtc wrote:
stephisaint wrote:Women.
Dont worry, I can make it all better for you babe <3
:lol: Using heart shaped emoticons?
Arent I just the romantic...

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... What I like most is your subtelty.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:02 pm
by finji
.........v.....................vintage..... clothing.......

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:16 pm
by hackman
i got a facebook account again, like a complete DICK

add me up :)

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:39 pm
by helix
hackman wrote:i got a facebook account again, like a complete DICK

add me up :)
Roderick Stevenson didn't give me anything... What's your real name?
(obviously a PM is necessary)

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:52 pm
by hackman
ben hackman :w:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:54 pm
by firky
Image

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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:57 pm
by hackman

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:58 pm
by firky
:lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:18 am
by gwa
ran out of semi skimmed so i had to resort to oat milk (which is actually really nice) but now i've run out of that and it's onto the soya milk.


fucker