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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:22 pm
by Dead Rats
dr ddd wrote:My nan used to say:


If wit were shit, you'd be constipated
Your nan must've had a bad case of diarrhea throughout her life.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:24 pm
by bandshell
Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear?


because he's a fucking dick.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:25 pm
by legend4ry
bandshell wrote:Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear?


because he's a fucking dick.
Classic :lol:

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:14 pm
by zephhh
what is the diffrence between an emo and a pizza??




none...
there both sliced ;)

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:54 pm
by pato banton
How do you make a young girl cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick all over her teddy bear...

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:56 pm
by NilsFG
pato banton wrote:How do you make a young girl cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick all over her teddy bear...
Now that's an appropriate joke for a 10 year old