Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:04 am
There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:04 am
Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:16 am
rubixdub wrote:Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:59 am
What fucks like a tiger and winks alot?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:02 am
*is trying that this weekend*rubixdub wrote:Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:57 pm
"I've got one of those."
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:28 pm
got any raisins?
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how about a date?
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how about a date?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:29 pm
leejay83 wrote:What fucks like a tiger and winks alot?
That one wins!Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:02 pm
hahaha! missed that oneBNanni wrote:leejay83 wrote:What fucks like a tiger and winks alot?
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:53 pm
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"You're like Gilette, the best a man can get"
"You're like Gilette, the best a man can get"
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:15 pm
"Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean so much when you have a weak heart"
"Do you work for the postal service? I could of sworn I saw you checking out my package"
"Do you work for the postal service? I could of sworn I saw you checking out my package"
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:55 pm
So, do you come here often? (but in an STD clinic).
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:52 am
"Hey there, I'm DJelements."
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:44 pm
I lol'dDJelements wrote:"Hey there, I'm DJelements."
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:59 pm
bing bing bing!DJelements wrote:"Hey there, I'm DJelements."
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:08 am
suck me beautiful.
did it hurt when you fell down from heaven.
the names bond, suck me beautiful.
I work in TV.
did it hurt when you fell down from heaven.
the names bond, suck me beautiful.
I work in TV.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:15 am
Try to woo a women over to you using your little finger (while still trying to look attractive and manly)
If she walks over wisper in her ear 'If i could make you come with my little finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body'.
If she walks over wisper in her ear 'If i could make you come with my little finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body'.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:23 am
Well, that's me spent.FAUST.DTC wrote:Try to woo a women over to you using your little finger (while still trying to look attractive and manly)
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:31 am
Take ice from a drink, smash it on the floor, start random conversation.
If she doesn't understand, you don't want to put your dick in it.
If she doesn't understand, you don't want to put your dick in it.
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:39 am
FAUST.DTC wrote:Try to woo a women over to you using your little finger (while still trying to look attractive and manly)
If she walks over wisper in her ear 'If i could make you come with my little finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body'.