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Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:02 am**

Piston wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Had a dry cockl for about 10 months.

I did finger my bum quite often, though.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:15 am**

^
*files under general knowledge*

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:26 am**

not long..

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:59 am**

16 years.. longgg.

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:07 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:If you have sex with a hooker after she's fallen asleep, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:41 pm**

but yu gotta ask yrself why?
(..has it been too long)

women round here ugly, married or too sane
+ ,fuck it, I'm too tight to pay for it

and you do have to pay one way or another...
whether it's by hanging out in pick-up joints,
flash dinners and inducements,
or dressing to look provocatively financial...

Nah, just have to be patient till some wierd bird,
that finds me attractive, invents herself.

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:05 pm**

SD5 wrote:but yu gotta ask yrself why?
(..has it been too long)

women round here ugly, married or too sane
+ ,fuck it, I'm too tight to pay for it

and you do have to pay one way or another...
whether it's by hanging out in pick-up joints,
flash dinners and inducements,
or dressing to look provocatively financial...

Nah, just have to be patient till some wierd bird,
that finds me attractive, invents herself.

move off your island and get to the continent...? just kidding

17 years but that was when i was still a virgin. har har

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:10 am**

^thanks for the gratuitous advice bro
maybe living in semi-desert on an island doesn't help my chances.

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:16 am**

Sex? If there are any girls in the Chester County, PA area, please contact me and we'll get down to biznass.

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