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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:06 pm
by bandshell
manillathrilla wrote:ok true story i had anal wiht my x in the back of a car...nutted in her rear then pulled my willie out and saw poop all over it and it stunk. she got real nervous and asked me for a plastic bag so i picked one off the floor and she immediately started shitting in it. the car smelt pretty bad for about ten minutes and i had to rub hand sanitizer all over my weiner. in the end it was a beautiful bonding experience.
that's beautiful man.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:20 pm
by 86.
bandshell wrote:manillathrilla wrote:ok true story i had anal wiht my x in the back of a car...nutted in her rear then pulled my willie out and saw poop all over it and it stunk. she got real nervous and asked me for a plastic bag so i picked one off the floor and she immediately started shitting in it. the car smelt pretty bad for about ten minutes and i had to rub hand sanitizer all over my weiner. in the end it was a beautiful bonding experience.
that's beautiful man.
seriously...
and I think you needed Dettol, Bleach, and Listerine in that situation ...everybody knows "hand sanitizer" is nonsense.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:03 pm
by manillathrilla
truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:21 pm
by 86.
manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
ATM taken to the next level
did you ever give that girl a golden shower
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:22 pm
by manillathrilla
i had her hold my dong when i would take a piss...
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:56 pm
by 86.
manillathrilla wrote:i had her hold my dong when i would take a piss...
you said this either yesterday or the day before also....the fact you brought it up again has convinced me that it's true (even if it's not)
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:15 pm
by BNanni
manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
You're really not taking this break up well are you?
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:17 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
BNanni wrote:manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
You're really not taking this break up well are you?
fuck!!!
he's talking about BNanni
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:19 pm
by z.u.bee
lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:29 pm
by BNanni
Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote:manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
You're really not taking this break up well are you?
fuck!!!
he's talking about BNanni
Lol!
No he's not!
I was just stating he wasnt taking it well
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:30 pm
by BNanni
z.u.bee wrote:lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...
Oh
I just got a mental image of that.
DO NOT WANT
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:41 pm
by gnome
z.u.bee wrote:lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...
AHAHAH thats quality reminds me of a comedy sketch! Dirty Dirty thought but lol
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:12 pm
by 86.
z.u.bee wrote:lol
a friend of mine got caught by his mum whilst having anal with his gf, in the precise second that she walked in his gf had some sorta muscle spasm and shit all over him as he, horrified, then vomited on her back...
did they have a loving shower together afterwards? lol
if I walked in on such a situation going down with one of my children (not that it would happen because whether or not it's my house, I have enough deceny to knock first), I'd probably die laughing...as deranged as that may sound
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:14 pm
by z.u.bee
either that or vomit myself!!
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:26 pm
by bandshell
BNanni wrote:Pistonsbeneath wrote:BNanni wrote:manillathrilla wrote:truest story i have ever told...i promised her i would never tell anyone but she dumped me so fuck it i also told her to suck it when i saw there was poo all over it...she refused
You're really not taking this break up well are you?
fuck!!!
he's talking about BNanni
Lol!
No he's not!
I was just stating he wasnt taking it well
secrets out now.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:30 pm
by BNanni
Yeah man, I been caught out
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:10 pm
by bandshell
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:49 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:58 pm
by BNanni
Please tell me you lot dont actually think im his ex misses?
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:01 pm
by bandshell
BNanni wrote:Please tell me you lot dont actually think im his ex misses?
