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use your imagination, id describe it to you, but i think anal is a censored word these days

now that is a clever way to deal with dodgy words, much better than ****
or did i just type it wrong?

EMU wrote:gotcha. over here a butterface is a chick w/ a smokin body 'but-her-face' is kicked heh

Yup.

Ever see any of the Howard Stern's "Butterface Competitions"?

the scene in last tango in paris involves butter, buttrape and talk of pig vomit if i recall

i interpreted butters to be short for butterface (but her face)

butters=nasty, unattractive. Also used to be coupled with 'baff', but dunno if that took off apart from my endz - eas dulwich/peckham (south ldn). The opposite is obviously buff

benjybars wrote:

oi come now... she's nowhere near butters.. also, let's not forget her whole selling point - the irresistable skank-out! admittedly she was a bit skank-lite on friday but i've got a feeling she'll be back on form soon.

don't even chat about butters

is this the only girl you have regular contact with?

Ask her out mate. Whats the worst that could happen? Oh thats right she might tell you to fuck off because you've been starting threads about her on the internet..... She know. I told her last friday.....lol

metalboxproducts wrote:She knows. I told her last friday.....lol

LOL
drew for the bat and swung.

who had anyidea that this thread would turn out to be so entertaining.

boomnoise wrote:who had anyidea that this thread would turn out to be so entertaining.

This is entertaining?

The fact that so many blokes fancy women that bring them beer is something that should be sort of kept quiet so that we can maintain the illusion of being slightly multi-faceted and vaguely deep - I know it fools no-one but it's nice to try and think it does occassionally

There's an emo song in here, somewhere....

metalboxproducts wrote:Ask her out mate. Whats the worst that could happen? Oh thats right she might tell you to fuck off because you've been starting threads about her on the internet..... She know. I told her last friday.....lol

*ricki lake audience member voice* OH NO YOU DIT-UNT!

i dunno why everyone's being so mean to benjybars - i think we oughta be helping in his quest. next time put in a good word for him mbp!

LMAO@rickyricardo - definitely!

just read this, freakin' lol.

shes the barmaid still, shes obviously skankin on the back foot.

theres more girls who are 'on dubstep' inside the dance. i've met a bunch, they're lovely. safe girls.

there was this one dick head girl there last week though, giving said barmaid alot of grief for taking too long knocking up a bunch of fassy'ole beverages like JD&Coke, vodka& lemonade and them ones there... then when i raised my eyebrows, screwed my face and kissed my teeth at her for bringin a stinkin attitude to FWD(!) she goes 'ah dis is welllllll underground man it's long'

f u c k off back to chinawhites then you c u n t.

tronman wrote: 'ah dis is welllllll underground man it's long'

f u c k off back to chinawhites then you c u n t.

you shouldve knockered her out, or ******** her, or both which one first tho?



edit: ooops sorry

forensix (mcr) wrote:

tronman wrote: 'ah dis is welllllll underground man it's long'

f u c k off back to chinawhites then you c u n t.

you shouldve knockered her out, or raped her, or both which one first tho?

Well i've got to say, my preference is the knocking out first (Cave man style, with a bat) then the rape. Sad thing is, for me thats the only way of getting a bit of sex.

How come he can say rape but i cant say r a p e

So is rape a cencored word then? Do we get a lot of rape on here then?

What about kiddie touching?

You'll live


hmmm.