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Never had a wet dream, how do you have one

need to lay off the pussy for a while bro

OGLemon wrote:I had a wet dream in which I was fucking some thot in the ass at DJ Khaled's house.

It was weird though, I had the point of view of my dick, and entering her asshole was kind of surreal. Sort of like 2001 space odyssey . Then I woke up strangling my dick. So weird.

OGLemon wrote:

OGLemon wrote:I had a wet dream in which I was fucking some thot in the ass at DJ Khaled's house.

It was weird though, I had the point of view of my dick, and entering her asshole was kind of surreal. Sort of like 2001 space odyssey . Then I woke up strangling my dick. So weird.

did you feel like your head was splitting open at the point of cumming?

I had a dream once where I was eating my gf out and I woke up having drooled all over the place.

I had a dream my neighbor gave me handjob but she blew me once irl so it was like my dreams progress backwards

Does this mean I'm not ambitious? Interpret

you most likely have sexual feelings for your mother

freud's face in that is too much 'you have feelings 4 yo motha bro....get out my face while i hit this philly u bookster'

my dreams are always about passed-up opportunities. be they of sexual nature, work, friends, education - just reflections of my decisions. but they don't make me regret anything. my subconsciousness finds pleasure in playing "what if?"

keep telling urself that

jrkhnds wrote:my dreams are always about passed-up opportunities. be they of sexual nature, work, friends, education - just reflections of my decisions. but they don't make me regret anything. my subconsciousness finds pleasure in playing "what if?"

I don't think dreams are ever 'about' anything, I think the meaning we take from them is inductive, as in we decide what they're about based on what we remember.
I mean, it'd be a bit silly to say that your life was about something like that. Just a set of experiences which you feel the way you feel about them once you've had them, imo.

OGLemon wrote:

OGLemon wrote:I had a wet dream in which I was fucking some thot in the ass at DJ Khaled's house.

It was weird though, I had the point of view of my dick, and entering her asshole was kind of surreal. Sort of like 2001 space odyssey . Then I woke up strangling my dick. So weird.

did you fuck your mattress?

i bummed a disgustin girl with a horrible mutant anus

the end of my dream i was eating with asians

DiegoSapiens wrote:i bummed a disgustin girl with a horrible mutant anus

Don't feel so sad, you're a dream-#LAD

OK, so I was in a bathroom, and there were on duty patrolmen of some kind, on some hiking /camping gear essentials. I saw one of them with a bag of oatmeal and some rope as a few of a shit ton of things in his garbage can of a backpack. Anyway, I think I was in the bathroom because I was trying to find my cloths, couldn't find them. Flash forward to a supermarket line where apparently I'm waiting to buy the new iPhone, which by the way, I have and Android and I loathe apple products. Anyway I finally make it to the cashier and I fill out this arbitrary paperwork and she tells me that there is nothing in Stock. I ask her when she thinks they will be coming in and she instantly becomes agitated with me and gives me a canned response about how they will call me when it's available. While I was waiting on line though there was this young man who cut me and a man in front of me, and I physically put him back behind me where he was originally. Fast forward a bit and now I'm in my parents basement, and apparently my parents are growing plants which are cut open shells of avocados or like coconuts or some shit, and they are fucking hug eine you, they aren't actually in the house but I can see through the walls of the house to see these plants, and they are so abundant that they take up half the sidewalk

I had a dream once when I was going into the Big Brother house with Lewis Hamilton