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i would change when i was picking a phone i would have got a phone with a camera on it so i could of got a pick of that girl bending over with no underwear on on the sidewalk

I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

faust.dtc wrote:I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

Umm what?

kay wrote:

faust.dtc wrote:I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

Umm what?

Attempted burgulary, four guys tried run up into my house about a year ago. Fought them all off but got stabbed twice. Did we not have this conversation mate?

ALL mine involve women

dreamizm wrote:ALL mine involve women

Tell us a story then...

u guys think that bad!!!

we got war going on in thailand!!!

everyday is my last one possibly!

Not going to paint a trackside at 4pm and robbing some ladders on the way there

faust.dtc wrote:

kay wrote:

faust.dtc wrote:I would have looked out of the window before I answered the door, at least then I wouldnt have got stabbed...

Umm what?

Attempted burgulary, four guys tried run up into my house about a year ago. Fought them all off but got stabbed twice. Did we not have this conversation mate?

Err nope! Not heard this one before!

LoL Kay which one did you hear then?

*grand* wrote:LoL Kay which one did you hear then?

All a lot more hilarious and

probs involved tits lol

I would like to hear a story about breasts..

particle-jim wrote:

*grand* wrote:

DZA wrote:

particle-jim wrote:oooh, i remembered another one, i was at wonderland for my mates bday and some fiiiiiiiit girl came up to me and told me she thought i was gorgeous... so i pranged out and ran away coz i didnt know how to respond to a compliment

That's happened to me and completely fucking thrown me.... ha ha ha.. I think I did the same thing. They need to write a guide for shit like that, there must be a procedure.

The correct response is: "How gorgeous, on a scale of 1 to 10?" After she answers she'll inevitably ask what she is on the scale... Give her a 3.

Also, in response to this thread, I wouldn't change anything. You can't go back and change previously made decisions, or scenarios, but that doesn't mean your decisions and scenarios you find yourself in are irreversible. You don't need a time machine to change your life. Just dedication and a plan. Very little in this world is outside your control. If you want it you can have it, especially when it comes to people.

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Accepted it.

2nd chance.

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Slip in while sleeping.

herbalicious wrote:Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Accepted it.

2nd chance.

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Slip in while sleeping.

Is that rape in disguise?

faust.dtc wrote:

herbalicious wrote:Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Accepted it.

2nd chance.

Girl.
In my bed.
Said no.
Slip in while sleeping.

Is that rape in disguise?

NO!!

Well...yes. But in a nice way.

Hhahahaha @ herbalicious... The slip in. Legendary.

i would like to be born again, in a different time and place, back when the world was still magical.

kaiori breathe wrote:

particle-jim wrote:

*grand* wrote:

DZA wrote:

particle-jim wrote:oooh, i remembered another one, i was at wonderland for my mates bday and some fiiiiiiiit girl came up to me and told me she thought i was gorgeous... so i pranged out and ran away coz i didnt know how to respond to a compliment

That's happened to me and completely fucking thrown me.... ha ha ha.. I think I did the same thing. They need to write a guide for shit like that, there must be a procedure.

The correct response is: "How gorgeous, on a scale of 1 to 10?" After she answers she'll inevitably ask what she is on the scale... Give her a 3.

This is like the "your quite hot for a chubby girl" chat up line lol. crush them CRUSH THEM