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Re: What's funnier than a dead baby?
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:56 am
by Gewze
What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
It's really easy to turn on a lamp.
ahahha
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:28 pm
by say_whut
I remember telling this joke in college, we were in a weird mood the lot of us and were in tears at this
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A blender.
How do you get them back out?
Tortilla chips.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:14 pm
by belalala
rank.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:28 pm
by wub
What's the difference Maddie McCann and my car keys?
My car keys aren't being gang raped in a basement somewhere.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:17 pm
by soul dead
what's the difference between Tony Blair and Maddie McCann?
Tony Blair's parents loved him.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:08 pm
by jugo
a pedophile and a little girl are walking through a forest at night.
"i'm scared" says the little girl.
"you're scared?" he replies, "i've got to walk back on my own"
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:29 pm
by Reamz
soul dead wrote:what's the difference between Tony Blair and Maddie McCann?
Tony Blair's parents loved him.
This is the one!
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:14 pm
by murky21
Saw the psychic last week, she said I'll be coming into money, last night I shagged a girl called penny,, spooky or what !!!
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:19 pm
by Electric_Head
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
The sheep started to get too familiar to the sound of a zipper.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:06 pm
by zerbaman
shaunlee0 wrote:Whats green slimey and smells like Kermits fingers?
Mrs. Piggy
Fixed
Surprised this hasn't been said yet. Probably a ridiculously easy one... But here goes:
Q: What's the difference between the Pope and Madeleine McCann?
A: The Pope will die a virgin.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:49 am
by koala
How does little Billy know, when his sister has her period?
-Dads dick tastes like blood
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:02 am
by RandoRando
Why did the little girl drop her cherry ice cream?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:23 pm
by particle-jim
what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:36 pm
by magma
particle-jim wrote:what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Alternatively, if they get the punchline correct...
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
The pilot, you fucking racist piece of shit.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:40 pm
by particle-jim
magma wrote:particle-jim wrote:what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Alternatively, if they get the punchline correct...
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
The pilot, you fucking racist piece of shit.
that was orignally how i told that joke, but then my friend hit me with the 'n*ggas with altitude' line and it was so much funnier
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:31 pm
by zerbaman
magma wrote:particle-jim wrote:what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Alternatively, if they get the punchline correct...
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
The pilot, you fucking racist piece of shit.
It's a joke thread. Calm down.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:50 pm
by Kochari
zerbaman wrote:magma wrote:particle-jim wrote:what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Alternatively, if they get the punchline correct...
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
The pilot, you fucking racist piece of shit.
It's a joke thread. Calm down.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:03 pm
by d-T-r
past , present and future walk in to a bar...
It was all a bit tense.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:31 am
by Reamz
Kochari wrote:zerbaman wrote:magma wrote:particle-jim wrote:what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Alternatively, if they get the punchline correct...
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
The pilot, you fucking racist piece of shit.
It's a joke thread. Calm down.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:29 am
by 64hz
