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arite im gona hit you with sumat real deep now im gona make you cry with this one

basically this is a story
about a guy called Kebnoa
no one liked him
he was pretty much just a tramp

the g's like me dont like him
cos he's a tramp
the g's like phigure dont like him
cos he's a tramp

tramp tramp tramp
i dont ramp ramp ramp
you're a tramp tramp tramp
blazamptarazamp

tramptramptramp
i dont ramprampramp
if you were baby in a pramprampram
i'd roll the pram infront of a tramtramtram


i spat them bars to this sick beat



remember though my style has loads of 'ughs' and 'c'mons' n shit like that cos thats how g's rap and im a g get me 9milli i got the cal on me

MUTHA FUKKA I BLAP U TO THE FLOOR
MUTHA FUKKA I BLAP U CAUSE I AM HARDCORE
MUTHA FUKKA I BLAP U IN THE HEAD
MUTHA FUKKA I BLAP U TILL U DEAD
BLAP BLAP BLAP!!!!!!!

BLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phigure wrote:

kebnoa wrote:

Phigure wrote: skeng
skeng
penis in a hen, feels good then

BLAP BLAP BLAP!!!

cityzen aint a real man
he aint got no u y chromosome
u better leave now
b4 u get pow

cityzen's got a pair of Xs
he never gets none with the opposite sexes

go hide, go run inside
we gonna fuck you up, tear your ass open wide

allow the gayness mang

noam is his name, noam is his avatar
noam chomsky's so sexy, he should be a pornstar

seriously though, noam's got sweet lines
on the mic is where he really shines

putting out the most sweetest of lyrics
bigger phallus than any other dicks

keb's screaming when the needle sticks
gettin his flu shot, doesn't want to get sick

brap brap brap
keb's rhymes are crap

kebnoa wrote:

Phigure wrote:

kebnoa wrote:

Phigure wrote: skeng
skeng
penis in a hen, feels good then

BLAP BLAP BLAP!!!

cityzen aint a real man
he aint got no u y chromosome
u better leave now
b4 u get pow

cityzen's got a pair of Xs
he never gets none with the opposite sexes

go hide, go run inside
we gonna fuck you up, tear your ass open wide

allow the gayness mang

of course you'll allow the gayness
it's cause you want me in your anus

noam thats just dark man, u get abused as a child man???
i feel sorry 4 u
dont think we should battle any more.

Phigure wrote:keb's rhymes are crap

i got a lp out this year with my own beats and bars
i am going to be rolling in dem big cars
so go figure
phigure

kebab-noah
no i dont know her
oh its a boy?
NAH ITS A TRANNY

KEBANOA IS A TRANNY
HE WEARS A FEATHER BOA
HE'S GOT A HAIRY FANNY
HE GIVES HEAD TO MEN

BRAP BRAP MAN GET MERKED
BRAP BRAP MAN GET MERKED
MAN GOT ROBBED OFF HIS BIKE
KEBS MUM IS A FUCKIN DYKE

STABBED HER IN THE NECK WITH A SPIKE
STABBED HER IN THE BALLS WITH HIS BIKE
ROBBED OFF HIS HOUSE AND JIZZED IN HIS HAIR GEL
HE WENT TO WORK WEARIN HAIR GEL- HE WENT TO WORK WEARIN MY JIZZ FOR HAIR GEL

BRAPBRAPBRAP
STREET SLANG COS IM STREET
SO FUCKIN STREET
YOU'VE GOT NO FEET

YOU ARE BEAT
YOU ARE A NEEK
NO FEET
SPAZFLID WITH NO FEET

im fuckin shit hot

any labels wana sign me?? FUCK YALLLL man is independant doe fam get me shut up

kebnoa wrote:

Phigure wrote:keb's rhymes are crap

i got a lp out this year with my own beats and bars
i am going to be rolling in dem big cars
so go figure
phigure

brag about my wealth
brag about my wealth
no need to do it with stealth

everybody should see
everybody should see
that i'm very wealthy

beats and bars
beats and bars

i spit simple bars
i spit simple bars

its not complex i spit simple bars
dis man poomplex i spit simple bars

man cyan contest i spit simple bars
man got slow reflex i spit simple bars

show no interest in your simple bars
gyal only interest in my simple bars

barsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbarsbars

marsbars
marsbars
snickersbars
simplebars
oatybars
wheatybars
i love chocolatey bars
you love batty bars
dont spit no more bars

this is the best fucking thread on here.

"barz"


ye, ye. uh

you fake cats chat about nothing but gats
but when i come through
sportin my black slacks
you best beware widowmaker's back

ye ye

i slew dem man when they roll thru surrey
rollin in their tinted golfs thinkin they are gully,
Noam chats breeze and then proceeds to fuck the skeeze
im better than that, i dont need no baseball bat.
just got my two fists and you be hearing necks snapped,
bust em to the floor as they fall down u know they get jacked.

ye ye ye

Phigure is just a fake ass ******
i dont care about his bars he might aswell be washin cars
when im done with you bitch ill be sending u to mars
with one punch, then i slew your wife.
fuck her in the ass shel get through the pain and strife
im da widowmakaaa, i bun mans with my beats
fuck all these fake cats and cheats
im too good for this shit and ill never quit
jeeeh, im the best mayne, i deed it.

ye ye

uh uh, hoe

Keb is a stinky jeb, i heard ur helmet smells like smeg.
ill lick off ur head top with one clack
bust on ur face then give u the clap
yeah you dirty homphobe, you just wish youd get anally probed
cos we all know thats what ya really want, 10 inch black dick in your ass tnuc
little trick snitch, if i ever see ya ill roll on ya bitch.
make her a widow while playing the fiddle.
Hoe,
yo yo yo, im the main star of the show, all these dsf bitches know.

fuck you keb you sweaty beaver, ill rape, shit on then kill ya. proceed to wine and dine your wife then leave her.



fin.

Yo yes I'm fucking back
what you fucking mean why the fuck's Devry fucking back?
Widowmaker's here, spitting fucking shit bars, gotta pick up the fucking slack

uhhh

yo widow, what the fuk you tryna say?
that you be stylin like Domenico Dolce?
you think you some kinda classy street hood?
well i got news motherfucka,
dem slacks wont look so nice covered in blood!

but in all honesty, i dont give a fuck
'bout your street rhymes that all fucking suck
you stumbled in here, late in the game,
you was never an early adopter, just some kids with bars that are lame

go back to producing, which you do decently,
leave the rhymes to us old heads,
and just give us beatz,
that of course be free

so consider this a friendly warning,
one i wont give again,
so get the fuck out,
before i stab you in the head with a motherfucking pen.

stab man with pen
5-0 come
end up in pen
stab man in pen
do it again
no parole
sign release form with pen
kill again
so its pen
den
not stimpy just ren
fuck the bill but got love for ben
female chicken is hen
hen cant mix and blen
chicken aint no dj
chicken got no friend

learn from the master, thank me later

fresh fresh fresh

the wiggle baron wrote:fresh fresh fresh

best rhyme so far

vulvavibration wrote:

the wiggle baron wrote:fresh fresh fresh

best rhyme so far

sorry but have to disagree
noam still holding it down...
this make my laugh so hard:

noam wrote:stab man with pen
5-0 come
end up in pen
stab man in pen
do it again

noam
what the fuck you know bout the pen?
you ever take a shower, den' get raped by a friend?
yeah, what the fuck you know bout the pen?
i seen shit make you think of a crack den

but i aint hatin, you just a soft ******
never had to pull the trigga
or bear the brunt
running from sauron yeah, that fucking tnuc
i didnt want to take the ring,
but the council was fighting
i knew it had to be my thing

so i ran, with samwise at my side,
it was time for action, knew i couldnt just hide
but the ring had powers, they were immense
could make me invisible, but let sauron sense
my presence, yeah that's what he wanted,
so he could bering down the narzgul,
yeah, i was being fucking hunted

then along came smeagle, or motherfucking gollum,
one was a nice little hobbit, the other was a problem
he escorted me to the top of mount doom
i fought him hard, he jumped in with the ring
the volcano became his goddamn tomb

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

BOOM BYE BYE IN DIS BATTY BOYS HEAD
MAN KNOWS PEN BETTER DEN NEXT MEN
BOOM BYE BYE IN DIS BATTYS BOYS HEAD
WONT STOP WAVIN TILL KANEDA'S DEAD

WOT DUS MAN NO BOUT RING
MAN NO'S NUFFIN BOUT RING
YOU'RE A DICK IM THE KING
MAN DONT KNOW ANYTHING

MY RING IS KING
YOUR RINGS FOR FUCKING
FUCKING RINGS
NO ONE LIKES YOUR RING

YOUR BREATH STINKS
MINE SMELLS GOOD
YOURS SMELLS LIKE A RING
COS YOU EAT MANS RINGS

MY ENDINGS ARE BETTER DEN YOUR ENDINGS
MY ONION RINGS ARE BETTER DEN YOUR ONION RINGS
MY GOLF SWING IS BETTER DEN YOUR GOLF SWING
ING ING ING FUCK YOUR RING RING RING

Lord of the ings.

im crying with laughter

i think i got served

fuck