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I dont understand how america would be seriously affected considering the amount of people that own firearms over there. England on the other hand would be fucked, even if the army did survive i doubt they'd stick around long enough to do much good, i know id be gone the first chance i got. I think id do pretty well if it did happen, after all ive watched so many zombie films and id be kitted out in one of those bomb disposal suits, no zombie could bite through that.

First thing I would do would be to research and construct a lightweight bite/scratch/zombie wound impenetrable full body armour.

Second would be to implement some close quarter combat Baraka/Wolverine style wrist blades as guns are scarce in the UK.



Thirdly would be to secure a decent safe-house with supplies, and dig a reasonable deep trench around it (can zombies climb).

Fourthly, hunt zombies and reclaim land by day, play minecraft at night.

I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

Rifles have long range and are capable of severing the brain stem

pkay wrote:

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

Rifles have long range and are capable of severing the brain stem

They're dead. You can't kill a dead thing. Logic dictates that It'd just get up and keep coming at you

I live in a village, I'm fucked. All we have is 2 small convenience stores, 2 pubs, a hairdressers, a chemist and a post office. Even combined they couldn't store the population. The school has a glass wall which I'm sure the zombies could overcome in time so that's a pointless place to hide. The population is probably 60% OAPs to 40% Under-60s so theres a low chance of survival for them thus increasing the number of the zombie hoard.

I'm leaning towards the idea that if I survived long enough, I would see the greed and selfishness of human nature, I would just give up, get bitten and get infected, making it my mission to infect my "loyal" villagers and generally fuck up their shit.

Also, those who plan on simply escaping, have you not considered the amount of zombies that will get in your way as you approach the dock/whatever? I mean, you could simply get fucked in the back and that's it.

zerbaman wrote:

pkay wrote:

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

Rifles have long range and are capable of severing the brain stem

They're dead. You can't kill a dead thing. Logic dictates that It'd just get up and keep coming at you

you've never seen a zombie flick or played a zombie game I presume

guns & fortresses?
yuck yuck

dimwit solutions for surviving zombie domination,
embrace the inevitable people....

meanwhile I'm on my jetski to Waterworld

Ayatollah wrote:

zerbaman wrote:

pkay wrote:

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

Rifles have long range and are capable of severing the brain stem

They're dead. You can't kill a dead thing. Logic dictates that It'd just get up and keep coming at you

you've never seen a zombie flick or played a zombie game I presume

Yeah I have. And the fact is that they are films and games. Not realistic representations of a logical understanding of such a situation..

I aint telling anyone where i would go or what i would do, i dont want anyone following me, latching on and slowing me down.
survival of the fittest.

meantime you should all read this


massively indepth and informative, ridiculously well researched for a hypothetical situation

zerbaman wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:

zerbaman wrote:

pkay wrote:

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

Rifles have long range and are capable of severing the brain stem

They're dead. You can't kill a dead thing. Logic dictates that It'd just get up and keep coming at you

you've never seen a zombie flick or played a zombie game I presume

Yeah I have. And the fact is that they are films and games. Not realistic representations of a logical understanding of such a situation..

well the whole situation is unrealistic, if zombies are already dead they also shouldn't move at all, much less walk around biting people. If you want "realistic representations" of a zombie apocalypse then you're out of luck. There is no such thing.

Ayatollah wrote:
well the whole situation is unrealistic, if zombies are already dead they also shouldn't move at all, much less walk around biting people. If you want "realistic representations" of a zombie apocalypse then you're out of luck. There is no such thing.

I want a realistic representation of logic. This should be applicable to any hypothetical situation. Without logic, everyone is chatting shit.

Now if the dead were somehow able to rise and attack. Killing them wouldn't be possible.

Kill a dead person. I triple dare you

zerbaman wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:
well the whole situation is unrealistic, if zombies are already dead they also shouldn't move at all, much less walk around biting people. If you want "realistic representations" of a zombie apocalypse then you're out of luck. There is no such thing.

I want a realistic representation of logic. This should be applicable to any hypothetical situation. Without logic, everyone is chatting shit.

Now if the dead were somehow able to rise and attack. Killing them wouldn't be possible.

Kill a dead person. I triple dare you

Make a dead person walk. I quadruple dare you.

Anyhow, the reasoning behind it in the movies is that a zombie "rises" by the cerebellum/brain stem regaining some activity, which means that you're able to kill off that activity with blunt force trauma to the head, or by damaging the cerebellum and/or brain stem. So I'm not sure what's your issue with that. Do they move around by magic in your "realistic representation of logic"?

zerbaman wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:

zerbaman wrote:

pkay wrote:

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

Rifles have long range and are capable of severing the brain stem

They're dead. You can't kill a dead thing. Logic dictates that It'd just get up and keep coming at you

you've never seen a zombie flick or played a zombie game I presume

Yeah I have. And the fact is that they are films and games. Not realistic representations of a logical understanding of such a situation..

Fuck off

Cant get anymore realistic if human corpses reanimated and hunted for flesh, its a perfectly plausable situation.

Ayatollah wrote:

zerbaman wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:
well the whole situation is unrealistic, if zombies are already dead they also shouldn't move at all, much less walk around biting people. If you want "realistic representations" of a zombie apocalypse then you're out of luck. There is no such thing.

I want a realistic representation of logic. This should be applicable to any hypothetical situation. Without logic, everyone is chatting shit.

Now if the dead were somehow able to rise and attack. Killing them wouldn't be possible.

Kill a dead person. I triple dare you

Make a dead person walk. I quadruple dare you.

Anyhow, the reasoning behind it in the movies is that a zombie "rises" by the cerebellum/brain stem regaining some activity, which means that you're able to kill off that activity with blunt force trauma to the head, or by damaging the cerebellum and/or brain stem. So I'm not sure what's your issue with that. Do they move around by magic in your "realistic representation of logic"?

You're the one proposing that they can be killed again. This is a hypothetical situation man. Once their up and running, I don't see how they can be beaten unless you tear them apart limb from limb.

Oh, and y u so mad bro

zombies transcend logic.

soul dead wrote:zombies transcend logic.

Parson?

Some of the best Zombie films are about the supernatural so stick that in your collective pipes. Case in point: Zombi 2 (aka Zombie Flesh Eaters)

PS Zombie Flesh Eaters sounds a bit like it could be about people who eat zombies. 8-0

zerbaman wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:

zerbaman wrote:

pkay wrote:

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

Rifles have long range and are capable of severing the brain stem

They're dead. You can't kill a dead thing. Logic dictates that It'd just get up and keep coming at you

you've never seen a zombie flick or played a zombie game I presume

Yeah I have. And the fact is that they are films and games. Not realistic representations of a logical understanding of such a situation..

wow way to kill the mood... and you're still wrong lol