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re: shaking/manoeuvring to get all the drops out.
People who say "if you need to shake it more than twice, you're just playing with it" are lying and they probably smell like piss.

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kentnz wrote:I wipe my ass standing up. I only found out that wasn't normal recently.

is it possible to wipe whilst seated?!!?!

brettheaslewood wrote:

kentnz wrote:I wipe my ass standing up. I only found out that wasn't normal recently.

is it possible to wipe whilst seated?!!?!

loads of people do it, including women
I stand though

wormcode wrote:re: shaking/manoeuvring to get all the drops out.
People who say "if you need to shake it more than twice, you're just playing with it" are lying and they probably smell like piss.

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Electric_Head wrote:

brettheaslewood wrote:

kentnz wrote:I wipe my ass standing up. I only found out that wasn't normal recently.

is it possible to wipe whilst seated?!!?!

loads of people do it, including women
I stand though

I stand too. You'll be pulling your trousers up in a second anyway. Gives you a good view to see your handiwork if it was a whopper too before you cover it with the bog roll.

You have definitely better access if you're seated and bend fwd, that's what i do.

As for uriners(?) try standing more on one side and aim on that side of bowl. That minimizes the angle between the stream and the bowl thus, there's no big impact opposed to head-on which appears when peeing conventionally.

That means you'll minimize the splashback and amount of those tiny drops flying everywhere.

i sort of crouch hovering above the toilet, like not proper standing but not sitting down, cant get proper access that way.

also there shouldn't be a rule as to how many times you shake it, you shake it until the job is done. one of my friends dabs it with toilet paper though which i find extremely weird but everyone else says it's normal...

you`re not a real man until you`ve beat your penis against the bowl to remove the last few drops

johney wrote:You have definitely better access if you're seated and bend fwd, that's what i do.

As for uriners(?) try standing more on one side and aim on that side of bowl. That minimizes the angle between the stream and the bowl thus, there's no big impact opposed to head-on which appears when peeing conventionally.

That means you'll minimize the splashback and amount of those tiny drops flying everywhere.

It also gives the guy standing next you a clear line of sight to your tip!

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PinUp wrote:

johney wrote:You have definitely better access if you're seated and bend fwd, that's what i do.

As for uriners(?) try standing more on one side and aim on that side of bowl. That minimizes the angle between the stream and the bowl thus, there's no big impact opposed to head-on which appears when peeing conventionally.

That means you'll minimize the splashback and amount of those tiny drops flying everywhere.

It also gives the guy standing next you a clear line of sight to your tip!

I do not give a fuck. Most of the times, they're separated anyway

johney wrote:

PinUp wrote:

johney wrote:You have definitely better access if you're seated and bend fwd, that's what i do.

As for uriners(?) try standing more on one side and aim on that side of bowl. That minimizes the angle between the stream and the bowl thus, there's no big impact opposed to head-on which appears when peeing conventionally.

That means you'll minimize the splashback and amount of those tiny drops flying everywhere.

It also gives the guy standing next you a clear line of sight to your tip!

I do not give a fuck. Most of the times, they're separated anyway

Electric_Head wrote:you`re not a real man until you`ve beat your penis against the bowl to remove the last few drops

all those standing wipers - wtf

surely, in standing, you have to clench your bum cheeks? if you've just diarrheared the hell out of your toilet, and your asshole is kinda messy, then you clench them together to stand up, you're just smearing the deuce all over ze arsche?!?!

MADNESS!!

sit + wipe is what i'll be teaching my kids

and if its messy take the shower head and sit over the bath tub and clean yourself properly then talc the crack to avoid chaffing later on

This thread is pure class

noam wrote:all those standing wipers - wtf

surely, in standing, you have to clench your bum cheeks? if you've just diarrheared the hell out of your toilet, and your asshole is kinda messy, then you clench them together to stand up, you're just smearing the deuce all over ze arsche?!?!

MADNESS!!

sit + wipe is what i'll be teaching my kids

and if its messy take the shower head and sit over the bath tub and clean yourself properly then talc the crack to avoid chaffing later on

noam wrote:who the fuck drops their pants all the way

straight over the waistband, piss onto water or sides and through the holes in urinals

occasionally when pissed go freestyle to hold drink/use phone

this.

scattybeanhead wrote:i sort of crouch hovering above the toilet, like not proper standing but not sitting down, cant get proper access that way.

also there shouldn't be a rule as to how many times you shake it, you shake it until the job is done. one of my friends dabs it with toilet paper though which i find extremely weird but everyone else says it's normal...

I do that sometimes. Usually after a night of drinking or after sex, it's a different kind of peeing really.

Bitches don't know about pissing in sinks! Seriously, the best thing to do is come home after a 12 hour shift, immediately strip and aim for the sink.
It's economical, quiet, convenient, and you can get a glass of water if you're having problems. (bladder/tract infections seem to run in the family.)

But every once in a while it's nice to sit down and listen to the ambient sounds of your own pee resonating against dat porcelain. . . ahhh.

Fuck, this thread inspires me. Only on snh. . .

psychedelicatessen wrote:Bitches don't know about pissing in sinks! Seriously, the best thing to do is come home after a 12 hour shift, immediately strip and aim for the sink.
It's economical, quiet, convenient, and you can get a glass of water if you're having problems. (bladder/tract infections seem to run in the family.)

But every once in a while it's nice to sit down and listen to the ambient sounds of your own pee resonating against dat porcelain. . . ahhh.

Fuck, this thread inspires me. Only on snh. . .

that's grotty mate. are you wizzing in the bathroom or kitchen sink?