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Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:05 pm
by overture
A frequency joined in a game of football...
He scored the equilizer.
A mixdown walks into hospital with a stomach ache...
turns out he got a tapeworm from eating too many saturated fats. (I don't even...)
Man...they are really bad but I'm still gonna post them.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:14 pm
by OfficialDAPT
A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:15 pm
by Sonika
OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
best one yet imo!
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:26 pm
by overture
OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
Haha, that was pretty good.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:35 pm
by OfficialDAPT
sub_lox wrote:OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
Haha, that was pretty good.
Thanks! That's the only one I could think of though ATM...
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:36 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
Hey, i dont know what happened when you created this thread but, if you look, the thread title begins with a random hash/pound symbol and all the spaces between the words have been removed. Surprised this hasn't been corrected.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:37 pm
by OfficialDAPT
idontreallygiveashit wrote:Hey, i dont know what happened when you created this thread but, if you look, the thread title begins with a random hash/pound symbol and all the spaces between the words have been removed. Surprised this hasn't been corrected.
NoOneGivesAShit, surely you understand.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:38 pm
by BonerJams04
OfficialDAPT wrote:idontreallygiveashit wrote:Hey, i dont know what happened when you created this thread but, if you look, the thread title begins with a random hash/pound symbol and all the spaces between the words have been removed. Surprised this hasn't been corrected.
NoOneGivesAShit, surely you understand.
you forgot the #hashtag
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:41 pm
by OfficialDAPT
OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
A better version could be "A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... If only he had looked ahead he could have ducked.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:42 pm
by didi
OfficialDAPT wrote:OfficialDAPT wrote:A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... he fell over because he forgot to duck.
A better version could be "A sidechain compressor walks into a bar... If only he had looked ahead he could have ducked.
That works on so many levels.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:53 pm
by BonerJams04
B flat, D flat and F walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve minors". So D flat leaves, and B flat and F have an open fifth between them.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:55 pm
by Sonika
NIIIIICE!
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:05 pm
by HaddaUK
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:11 pm
by OfficialDAPT
HADDA wrote:A producer named Skrillex says he produces dubstep.
Shitty Joke
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:11 pm
by ehbes
OfficialDAPT wrote:HADDA wrote:A producer named Skrillex says he produces dubstep.
Shitty Joke
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:04 pm
by Augment
ehbrums1 wrote:OfficialDAPT wrote:HADDA wrote:A producer named Skrillex says he produces dubstep.
Shitty Joke
He hasnt even said it, so that's 2x fail!
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:44 am
by NickMaxwell
More of a band joke, but it doesn't matter.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?
A: The drummer.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:20 am
by Sonika
that one would piss my drummer friend off so much haha I'll have to tell it to him
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:52 am
by grooki
This thread is pure win.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:21 am
by NinjaEdit
Why did the man never leave his bedroom?
Because he was a producer.