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Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:22 pm
by butter_man
Mason wrote:
volcanogeorge wrote:just because someone has taken hallucinogens doesn't them any wiser
amen and if hallucinogens take up more than 10% of what they talk about then they are likely a shitbag hippy
never take advice from someone who uses broad generalisations, loose statistics and insults in the same sentence. 99% of the time its an ignorant tnuc.

not you tho boo x :w:

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:40 pm
by Mason
nevr trust someone with no avatar

r you a shitbag hippy?

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:40 pm
by Laszlo
volcanogeorge wrote:just because someone has taken hallucinogens doesn't them any wiser
Just because someone is from Lincoln doesn't mean they can construct a proper sentence ;-)

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:51 pm
by volcanogeorge
Laszlo wrote:
volcanogeorge wrote:just because someone has taken hallucinogens doesn't them any wiser
Just because someone is from Lincoln doesn't mean they can construct a proper sentence ;-)
hey around here that'd win a booker prize, tennyson is long since dead

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:15 pm
by Laszlo
Where's 'around here', Lincoln or Newcastle? I imagine it would be applicable to both!

jks

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:50 pm
by volcanogeorge
lincoln, as opposed to the "desolate" north-east :lol:

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:21 am
by nousd
Mason wrote:never trust someone with no avatar
probably excellent advice
what have they got to hide?

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:20 pm
by Mr Hyde
Dont take advise from internet forums

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:11 pm
by ultraspatial
don't take shit too seriously

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:43 pm
by kidshuffle
watermelon is good for your balls

thats all he needs to know

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:40 pm
by butter_man
Mason wrote:nevr trust someone with no avatar

r you a shitbag hippy?
keeps tellin me its too many pickles :(

defo not a hippy bro

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:55 pm
by Gewze
Dont watch the "news"

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:11 pm
by Kochari
DRTY wrote: Question everything.
But why?

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:26 am
by lowphat
Love everyone.

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:50 pm
by DiegoSapiens
ultraspatial wrote:don't take shit too seriously
Kochari wrote:
DRTY wrote: Question everything.
But why?
:z: s

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:55 pm
by rorz9992
lowphat wrote:Love everyone.
really? :o

Only sound advice I can think of is don't bother with one-upmanship in conversation. Makes you sound like a right tnuc

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:24 am
by New Sense
One lesson that just occured to me is 'try to fart once you have sat on the toilet and not just as you are pulling your trousers down, otherwise you will end up with a face full of smell for the duration of your shit'.

This wont be making the cut but its worthy advice if you have just had a mouthful of what I just did.

On the plus side that was a lovely sunday roast I had yesterday.

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:18 pm
by bassbum
EliteLennon117 wrote:Don't be pretentious.
I have trouble with this... I enjoy being pretentious because obviously it's very pretentious to enjoy being pretentious. It's a vicious cycle!!!!!

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:26 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Karl Marx wrote: Question everything.

Re: Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:37 pm
by skell1ngton777
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE