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teamhobson wrote:In Glasgow folk end sentences with 'but' instead of 'like'.

If you are now in your head trying to end a sentence with but and thinking, that doesn't sound right, why the fuck would they ever do that? You're not alone but.

It upsets me like

head this for the first time in work the other day

was so confused

all my family are scottish ive never heard this shit before

wtf

sometimes i wake up early in the morning

to drink my um um bongo ♫

magma wrote:

teamhobson wrote:Noun? Verb?

A noun is an object/thing, a verb is an action.

I (personal pronoun) fucked (verb, past tense) your (pronoun) Mum (Proper Noun, takes a capital) in (preposition) the (definite article) arse (noun).

He (pronoun) watched (verb, past tense) you (second-person personal pronoun) fuck (verb) his (possessive form) Mum (Noun).

bennyfroobs wrote:

teamhobson wrote:In Glasgow folk end sentences with 'but' instead of 'like'.

If you are now in your head trying to end a sentence with but and thinking, that doesn't sound right, why the fuck would they ever do that? You're not alone but.

It upsets me like

head this for the first time in work the other day

was so confused

all my family are scottish ive never heard this shit before

wtf

Here, try this Universal Translator;

Croybonics.

It's maybe alright to not allow that stuff in presentations, essays etc, but if you can't stand in the schoolyard and talk to your m808s like you would normally, that's fucked up. Babylon teachers.

wub wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

..we just to like...do our own thing....we just used to like...that sort of thing

Biggups to Source Direct

Agent 47 wrote:i wish i was better at writing

when you see some people who are really good it pisses me off i didnt listen more in shcool

applying for jobs and sending complaints would be so much easier

Just read more books, it will come naturally.

Lots of people have terrible spelling. One of the head pharmacists at my place in the NHS can't spell for shit and she's on around 50K salary. I find it quite strange that people don't just "know" how to spell pretty much anything and everything, I guess I must take it for granted.


I think getting kids interested in reading at an early age is the most crucial thing. Instead we sit them in front of an xbox 360 and let their brains melt.

hugh wrote:I think getting kids interested in reading at an early age is the most crucial thing. Instead we sit them in front of an xbox 360 and let their brains melt.

Yeah but they can headshot for days.

yeah its a hard balance to get right i guess

kids who didnt play games and just read fucked themselves up equally lol

i do need to read more tho, i read the internet if that counts

Agent 47 wrote:yeah its a hard balance to get right i guess

kids who didnt play games and just read fucked themselves up equally lol

i do need to read more tho, i read the internet if that counts

Of course it counts.

Agent 47 wrote:yeah its a hard balance to get right i guess

kids who didnt play games and just read fucked themselves up equally lol

Very true, in fact there are many studies that suggest strong social skills can get you just as far in a career as a strong education could. So there's always that to think about.

hugh wrote:in fact there are many studies that suggest strong social skills can get you just as far in a career

There are also a few that suggests that many CEO's have Narcissistic personality disorders and very little social intelligence, especially in the financial sectors.

I hate how many job application things have incorrect spelling, it annoys me cos I know these twats who can't spell have jobs and I don't.

You mean job advertisements with misspellings?

Proper bollocks mate, innit?

This forum heavily censors about 1/4 of all the words I want to use. You fucking izan tnuc cigarettes.

Edit: Oh yeah, and "Palestine".

WEEOO WEEOO that gay british police siren in the background.

teamhobson wrote:

magma wrote:

teamhobson wrote:Noun? Verb?

A noun is an object/thing, a verb is an action.

I (personal pronoun) fucked (verb, past tense) your (pronoun) Mum (Proper Noun, takes a capital) in (preposition) the (definite article) arse (noun).

Wank (noun)

Surely wank is a verb. Or does it take the form of a noun when used in this sense?

i just had a wonderful wank

n.

Nope, it's an action, therefore it's a verb.