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You should judge chocolate by the dairy tradition in the country it's originating from and not which cocoa or what levels they hold. Like with ice cream.
Having said that, it's all about liquerice and strong spicy drops.
If chocolate was a cig, then liquerice would be a philly stuffed with skunk and marroccan cream in comparison imo.

also what about wham bars?

Marabou or Ragusa if we're talking chocolate

m8son wrote:also what about wham bars?

Not even worth mentioning. Closer to cement than confectionery.

hubb wrote:Marabou or Ragusa if we're talking chocolate

We're talking what man can buy from tesco or the newsagent at the bottom of his road.

hubb wrote:Marabou or Ragusa if we're talking chocolate

Chomp.

Dairy milk always has been and always will be the best chocolate.

American chocolate tastes like candle wax

jaydot wrote:Chomp.

Chomp gets filed with "Fudge" bars. They're the chocolate equivalent of Space Raiders - only to be used when you absolutely have to make the most of your lunch money.

southstar wrote:American chocolate tastes like candle wax

It's not even that Hersheys chocolate is too bland... it actively tastes MINGING. I don't know what you add to chocolate to make it taste like the scrapings of a broken down hooker's arsehole, but they've been managing it for decades.

We're talking what man can buy from tesco or the newsagent at the bottom of his road.

We have such good quality everywhere that for example toblerone is considered plebby. And it's like that in countries where there's a strong tradition for milk products. I don't understand why it isn't like that in the uk tbh. Sorry it sounds like bragging, not the point.

I don't know what you add to chocolate to make it taste like the scrapings of a broken down hooker's arsehole, but they've been managing it for decades.

The tongues of dads in committed relationships from the surrounding area, watches that used to belong to busynessmen or misplaced tampons?

hubb wrote:

I don't know what you add to chocolate to make it taste like the scrapings of a broken down hooker's arsehole, but they've been managing it for decades.

The tongues of dads in committed relationships from the surrounding area, watches that used to belong to busynessmen or misplaced tampons?

A heady cocktail of all three mixed with dried herpe scars and budget lubricant.

Man, kinder bueno tastes like sawdust, get the fuck out of here with that.

this is 10 substance



not fucking m&ms

hubb wrote:Marabou or Ragusa if we're talking chocolate

There's always one.

Harkat wrote:Man, kinder bueno tastes like sawdust, get the fuck out of here with that.

ban

To clarify on the substance, you need to look at it like this: After eating one pack/bar, am I satisfied?

Double decker, pack of M&Ms, etc. the answer is yes.
Galaxy ripple, freddo, etc. the answer is an emphatic no.

garethom wrote:To clarify on the substance, you need to look at it like this: After eating one pack/bar, am I satisfied?

Double decker, pack of M&Ms, etc. the answer is yes.
Galaxy ripple, freddo, etc. the answer is an emphatic no.

double deckers are the business! completely get you on the substance though, 6 freddos and it's all good. 1 double decker, i dont need any more chocolate

This guy gets it. I think I'd need 5 galaxy ripples to be satisfied.

Always used to leave the Double Decker til last when I got a Christmas selection box because I thought I didn't like it... then one bite in I'd already be planning to get another from the newsagent. Haven't had one in YEARS!