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Just goes to show how nice of a man I can be if you give me a chance <3

girls just don't like that bro, they like dickheads.

garethom wrote:girls just don't like that bro, they like dick

Thats why ebs sent out the rapebait email

I have a story about the first wild fedora I encountered. Was in sixth form, there was this girl who I'd been friends with for about 12/13 years, since nursery ting. Anyway, she had these two utter fedora wearing hangers on that would do literally anything for her (one changed his university choice and degree to be in the same one as her and she dropped out after a couple of months ). The one fedora, Anthony, was a friend of one of my best mates. I didn't particularly get on with him, mostly because I had high skills at recognising fedoras at an early age. #justifiedbullying

Anyway, I was chilling with my girlfriend of the time (different girl), Anthony says something, clearly loud enough for me to hear, like "why do dickheads always get the nice girls?" #fuckthis Anyway, earlier in the day, he was showing some izan medal he'd bought on the net to my mate, I knew he still had it. Just stood up and asked him to show the people in the common room, about 100 people, what he had in his pocket. Obviously people are telling him to show them, he has no way out, has to get out this swastika emblazoned medal #DoesNotGoDownWell

Then thought fuck it, if I'm going in, I'm announcing to everyone that he had sex with the gap between his mattress and his bed on a regular basis. (confirmed by him to my mate in secret) To add insult to injury, after breaking up with my girlfriend, I then got with the girl he fedorad over when they were on a night out. #NoMercy

the part about the mattress reminds me of the couch episode in BMS.

Did he have slimline sideburns and goatee?

Actually, thinking about it, there were a few top class fedoras in my sixth form, most of them just took care of themselves if you gave them long enough. King Fedora did that by butting in to a conversation we were having about weird pornos by telling us he found snakes sexually attractive. Safe mate, go away.

It was this guy. Not sure what that hat is, but he was definitely of the fedora...



Southstar, this guy fit your description.

I'm probs like a David Attenbrough of the Nice Guy world, I've had to deal with so many of them ffs

damn extreme #justifiedbullying in this thread

rayman612 wrote:damn extreme #justifiedbullying in this thread

your avatar is bullying

garethom wrote:I have a story about the first wild fedora I encountered. Was in sixth form, there was this girl who I'd been friends with for about 12/13 years, since nursery ting. Anyway, she had these two utter fedora wearing hangers on that would do literally anything for her (one changed his university choice and degree to be in the same one as her and she dropped out after a couple of months ). The one fedora, Anthony, was a friend of one of my best mates. I didn't particularly get on with him, mostly because I had high skills at recognising fedoras at an early age. #justifiedbullying

Anyway, I was chilling with my girlfriend of the time (different girl), Anthony says something, clearly loud enough for me to hear, like "why do dickheads always get the nice girls?" #fuckthis Anyway, earlier in the day, he was showing some izan medal he'd bought on the net to my mate, I knew he still had it. Just stood up and asked him to show the people in the common room, about 100 people, what he had in his pocket. Obviously people are telling him to show them, he has no way out, has to get out this swastika emblazoned medal #DoesNotGoDownWell

Then thought fuck it, if I'm going in, I'm announcing to everyone that he had sex with the gap between his mattress and his bed on a regular basis. (confirmed by him to my mate in secret) To add insult to injury, after breaking up with my girlfriend, I then got with the girl he fedorad over when they were on a night out. #NoMercy

Top work sir

Fedoras tie and shirt combo selection is fucking dire. Vexes me so much.

Also, if you're wearing a tie, tuck your fucking shirt in.

garethom wrote:
Also, if you're wearing a tie, tuck your fucking shirt in.

How can you look like you play a mean trumpet solo with your shirt tucked in?

hmm garethom you know a suspiciously large amount of fedoras

hahahahashahahahahah whaaaaaaaat

garethom wrote:Actually, thinking about it, there were a few top class fedoras in my sixth form, most of them just took care of themselves if you gave them long enough. King Fedora did that by butting in to a conversation we were having about weird pornos by telling us he found snakes sexually attractive. Safe mate, go away.

It was this guy. Not sure what that hat is, but he was definitely of the fedora...



Southstar, this guy fit your description.

Thats just a cowboy hat

m8son wrote:hmm garethom you know a suspiciously large amount of fedoras

Van Helsing knew a lot of vampires, didn't mean he was one ennit. He did have a fedora though, so I would've had to end him too.

kidshuffle wrote:

garethom wrote:Actually, thinking about it, there were a few top class fedoras in my sixth form, most of them just took care of themselves if you gave them long enough. King Fedora did that by butting in to a conversation we were having about weird pornos by telling us he found snakes sexually attractive. Safe mate, go away.

It was this guy. Not sure what that hat is, but he was definitely of the fedora...



Southstar, this guy fit your description.

Thats just a cowboy hat

Might not have made it obvious, but this guy was not a cowboy. He also wore a trenchcoat.