You should have said. "I aint about to guzzle no tears, SO KISS MY ASS!"
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:57 pm
by kay
An ex-colleague was walking down the road with his wife when a car came by and something shot out at him at the head. He found himself on the ground, felt around on his head and found feather-like things sticking out and started shouting "A BIRD'S FLOWN INTO MY HEAD!!!!" a lot.
Turned out it was a little dart thing that'd stuck itself on to the side of his head.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:02 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
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Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:26 pm
by m8son666
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:13 pm
by hubb
so no one got the amazing joke on the last page ?
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:42 pm
by Samuel_L_Damnson
some grandad level jokery there
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:54 pm
by hubb
true
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:59 pm
by hugh
rayman612 wrote:honestly nothing u can do 2 recover from that
you could punch them in the nose
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:16 am
by Terpit
I threw ketchup on some pretty girl in McDonalds because the pushed in and got moody when I told her to get to the back, should have seen her face lol, she obviously spent a lot of time trying to look nice
got the silent nod of approval from loads of drunk people
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:36 am
by therapist
Any else enjoying the thread up until this?
Pedro Sánchez wrote:kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual carriageway, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.
That's the kind of kuntery that I don't think people ever grow out of, they're just kunts.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:47 am
by Terpit
Cheer up
Lol at how miserable you're posts have been lately
but yeah, that post is dark
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:51 am
by Nihilism
Terpit wrote:I threw ketchup on some pretty girl in McDonalds because the pushed in and got moody when I told her to get to the back, should have seen her face lol, she obviously spent a lot of time trying to look nice
got the silent nod of approval from loads of drunk people
You still get the silent nod of approval.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:51 am
by Pedro Sánchez
therapist wrote:Any else enjoying the thread up until this?
Pedro Sánchez wrote:kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual carriageway, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.
That's the kind of kuntery that I don't think people ever grow out of, they're just kunts.
I should of been locked up and had the key thrown away back then because I obviously never learned how to take responsibility for my actions and understand consequence, as my brain developed from a child one to an adult one.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:53 am
by Terpit
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:53 am
by jaydot
Pedro Sánchez wrote:
therapist wrote:Any else enjoying the thread up until this?
Pedro Sánchez wrote:kid we used to throw bolts at passing cars on a nearby dual carriageway, cut a long story short, one of us nearly killed a guy after one hit him in his face and he lost control of his car...I waited a year in fear that the po-po would knock on my door and arrest me for murder...this was around the time I was experimenting with things that explode and things that survive when dropped from a 12storey block of flats...stupid little twat.
That's the kind of kuntery that I don't think people ever grow out of, they're just kunts.
I should of been locked up and had the key thrown away back then because I obviously never learned how to take responsibility for my actions and understand consequence, as my brain developed from a child one to an adult one.
I agree so hmu.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:11 pm
by nousd
Only have trub with iceagers,
and their belligerent unreasonableness.
Reckon I'd be an alright bouncer
apart from bomb threats and short tight dresses.
Used to intervene in violence
but now I'm wary of knives & king hit craze.
I quite like having what teeth I have left.
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:10 pm
by doonedave
Agent 47 wrote:theres a back story but its way funnier if it looks like we just did it out the blue
was it the women that shat on the floor?
Re: dicks on the street.
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:35 am
by grillis
working in a primarily jewish area today, had a guy in his 70s come up to me and by way of greeting he smiles and says in a thick accent "heil hitler"
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