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Ema_geodiV wrote:

sigbowls wrote:not on purpis but slap her like that one guy on here did to a waitres

ugh..

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OGLemon wrote:

Ema_geodiV wrote:

sigbowls wrote:not on purpis but slap her like that one guy on here did to a waitres

ugh..

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=129255&p=3713034#p3713034

ouch

jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

nobody wrote:

jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

You're the one who accidentally hit the waitress right? o.O Did she hit you too after or people just suddenly gone crazy coz you just hit a girl with glasses?

Ema_geodiV wrote:

nobody wrote:

jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

You're the one who accidentally hit the waitress right? o.O Did she hit you too after or people just suddenly gone crazy coz you just hit a girl with glasses?

Yeah that was me still cringing about it.
She didn't hit me, she was just shocked, all of her colleagues and some drunk people rushed over and went crazy at me, it was hectic.

Such a good thing you're an 8th degree blackbelt in penginudo.

And Diego, I'll take a rim shot for that one, thanks.

nowaysj wrote:Such a good thing you're an 8th degree blackbelt in penginudo.

I was referring to how you survived that onslaught - you manifested your penguin warriors and vanquished your attackers without any further beer spillage and no further woman slapping. But for any of this to be even mildly amusing, you'd need to join me in the scene I constructed in my mind.

I regret posting about the woman slapping lol

nobody wrote:

nowaysj wrote:Such a good thing you're an 8th degree blackbelt in penginudo.

HAHAHA

nobody wrote:I regret posting about the woman slapping lol

well you didn't mean to hit her.. If I was in your situation I might just sink in down to the floor or maybe just tear up I spilled an old man's coffee before...but he told me it was so bitter anyways so he doesn't mind

nobody wrote:

Ema_geodiV wrote:

nobody wrote:

jrkhnds wrote:god you're so cute and I wanna mess you up really bad at the same time.

You're the one who accidentally hit the waitress right? o.O Did she hit you too after or people just suddenly gone crazy coz you just hit a girl with glasses?

Yeah that was me still cringing about it.
She didn't hit me, she was just shocked, all of her colleagues and some drunk people rushed over and went crazy at me, it was hectic.

You should of shouted "EQUALITY BITCH!!!" and left abruptly.

You may have just placed the cherry on top of the fedora, but I can't say because I'm leaving this thread, there is nothing good that can come from it.

Nah fedora would of said, "now bitch go make me a sandwich"

I for one can't think of anything more pleasurable then making a sandwich.
Going through the loaf picking the best slices, no holes, or missing crust, or wonky bits.
Wholegrain of course.
Getting that butter spread evenly, and all the way to the edgy on both sides.
Legit spanish cured meat, no supermarket rubbish.
Lettuce, tomato, and red pepper evenly spread.
Topped with extra virgin olive oil.
Cut in half, not triangles.
bliss.

No women could do that, thats why i make my own sandwich everyday like that.

I've never put olive oil on a sandwich, is that a thing people do?

Only the best people, my friend. only the best.

They usually have varicose veins too.

rickyarbino wrote:They usually have varicose veins too.

Olive oil is healthier, and tastier than mayo.

Are you a fatty mayo pleb?


I Forgot toast the bread lightly aswell

3za wrote:Legit spanish cured meat, no supermarket rubbish.
Lettuce, tomato, and red pepper evenly spread.
Topped with extra virgin olive oil.
Cut in half, not triangles.
bliss.

3za wrote:I Forgot toast the bread lightly aswell

you appear to have acheived the rank of sandwich god

i salute you.