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Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:47 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.

granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:49 pm**

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.
granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free

Granted, but it's made of Cat piss

I wish i was a little bit taller.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:51 pm**

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.
granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free
Granted, but it's made of Cat piss

I wish i was a little bit taller.

granted but you're still ugly

I wish i was a baller

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:52 pm**

Granted, but the balls are big, bad and heavy.

I wish i had a glass eye with a fish in it.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:53 pm**

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.
granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free
Granted, but it's made of Cat piss

I wish i was a little bit taller.
granted but you're still ugly

I wish i was a baller

Granted but you are a baller in Idaho

I wish I wasn't hung over

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:20 pm**

Granted.. now you are in Detox.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat in the back of my 64 impala

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:43 pm**

granted, but the rabbit in the hat is rabid, chews your face off and gives your children in the back seat rabies.

I wish I could cry.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:28 pm**

relaks wrote: I wish I could cry.

granted (you pussy!)

I wish radio didnt suck.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:31 pm**

hera wrote:
relaks wrote: I wish I could cry.
granted (you pussy!)

I wish radio didnt suck.

Granted but there's no reception

I wish Colbert would be president

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:33 pm**

Emcee Child wrote:
Granted but there's no reception

I wish Colbert would be president

Granted, but he then takes off his mask to reveal the original George Bush underneath.

I wish the Scooby Doo films weren't rubbish.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:40 pm**

Contakt wrote:
Granted, but he then takes off his mask to reveal the original George Bush underneath.

I wish the Scooby Doo films weren't rubbish.

Granted.. but they still really do suck, and you are the only one who likes them.

I wish my car ran on garbage like in back to the future.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:44 pm**

granted, but it only goes 1 mph.

I wish I had a hoverskateboard.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:57 pm**

relaks wrote:granted, but it only goes 1 mph.

I wish I had a hoverskateboard.

Granted but you now have no legs

I wish for world peace

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:01 pm**

Ashley wrote:
Granted but you now have no legs

I wish for world peace

Granted, but it only lasts two and a half hours.

I wish for a higher IQ.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:10 pm**

Contakt wrote: Granted, but it only lasts two and a half hours.

I wish for a higher IQ.

granted.. but your still out skilled by 5 year olds.

I wish daddy would stop hitting mummy.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:26 pm**

granted, but now hes sodomizing her in front of you

i wish Mr. T was my neighbor

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:32 pm**

classagraphics wrote:granted, but now hes sodomizing her in front of you

i wish Mr. T was my neighbor

Granted, but now he's sodomizing you daily whilst hannibal says I love it when a plan comes together right in your face

I wish I wasn't thinking about Mr T sodomizing people

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:34 pm**

Chu wrote:
classagraphics wrote:granted, but now hes sodomizing her in front of you

i wish Mr. T was my neighbor
Granted, but now he's sodomizing you whilst hannibal says I love it when a plan comes together right in your face

I wish I wasn't thinking about Mr T sodomizing people

granted but now you're thinking about bea arthur sodomizing people.

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller...

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:35 pm**

granted, but now your shaq

i wish my dog were still alive

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:51 pm**

classagraphics wrote:granted, but now your shaq

i wish my dog were still alive

granted, but you are now a child prostitute in Burma, Paul Daniels is your only customer

I wish for someone to write a response below.

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